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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005 by guyPaulo
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My first child was born with a few irregularities, but I figured it was just a coincidence.

Later on, my second child hit what can only be described as an early and extreme puberty, and that's when I began to wonder about things.

Apparently, that wicked soccer accident I had experienced a few years back must have royally f*cked up my chromosomes.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Dude, they´re playing handball, not soccer! ...en.wikipedia.org...

Know your european endemic sports!

<ajiav> 
<3Suns> I remember playing handball in HS gym class. It was kinda fun, since nobody knew how to play yet. But more painful than dodgeball, if you happen to be the goalie.
<Kumiho> Right orwrong sport, still wickedly funny.
<What?> i give it a 7

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