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Most Emailed Photos - 09/27/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Nature I: The Beginning; Birth
The seal pup emerges from his mothers engorged uterus to see the world for the first time. Miraculous!

Nature II: The End; Death
The shark attacks and swallows some young pup whole while its mother watches on. Awsome!

Nature III: Middle Age
The Human male, suffering from erectile dysfunction, hair loss and poor relations with the alpha female- compensates with an extravagant symbol of lost youth. Desperate!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> 
<Kumiho> hmmm... i donno, why is it still the same twice?
<Fuck you luminaire and kumiho!>  You two fucking niggers can suck a donkey's dick! I bet you'd love it! I am a Ku Klux Klan member in Alabama. Damned all niggers to hell!
K.K.K.
<Hey a> 
<Damned u 2 hell racist!!! ASS> your a fuckin ass hole kkk guy. where all real people dick. get a life. honestly the white man destroyed earth once we laid eyes on it! so ur just as responsible. GET OVER IT BITCH
<*charlie*> hi i am from england(im white btw and only 13),i was on google and came on this by accident,i think u alabama ass hole are pathetic,why the hell are u so racist?adults are meant to be role models so get a grip coz its just sad to see adults /anybody act like 4 year olds.p.s.ur the one who should suck a donkeys dick ass wipe!
<BOB> io no i cares about ur poor lil gat kkk black ppl ar sik
<BOB> go charlie no 1 gives a shit about ur kankulx bull shit ass wipe

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