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Most Emailed Photos - 08/25/2004 by Fu Manchu
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After a nasty vacuum cleaner incident, I was rendered infertile. But my wife wanted kids. What could I do?

Well, I bought some premium grade frozen sperm.

It was supposedly collected from "Presidential quality" donors - elite scientists, artists and politicans.

Unfortunately, my batch was contaminated with hippo sperm.

Still, aren't my daughters simply adorable?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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