After a nasty vacuum cleaner incident, I was rendered infertile. But my wife wanted kids. What could I do?
Well, I bought some premium grade frozen sperm.
It was supposedly collected from "Presidential quality" donors - elite scientists, artists and politicans.
Unfortunately, my batch was contaminated with hippo sperm.
Still, aren't my daughters simply adorable?
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