[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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At 10, we were best friends, and played like puppies in a field. She and I were soul mates, and I KNEW she was the one for me.

At 20, her interest in body art blossomed, and I was enthralled by her exotic appearance. Drunk with passion and love, I married her on the spot.

At 40, she really went to shit.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, c'est la vie
<ElvisThePelvis> Story of my life...except for the 10 and 20 part.
<David Byrden> At twenty?? What took you so long???
<Kumiho> her chastity belt most likely.
<ajiav> 
<Darlenenbc> 

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