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Most Emailed Photos - 05/13/2004 by David Byrden
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When I can afford cars like this,

and men like this,

who gives a fuck what I look like?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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