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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/23/2003 by guyPaulo
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There's lots of new products for sale this Holiday season! Here's a pair of wrapped "hot dogs" from the Taiwanese butcher shop.

The ad for a new eggnog flavored cigarette from Camel is sure to be a hit.

However, I've got low expectations for the new frozen mashed potoato cones, modeled here by Uncle Ben's gay nephew Phillipe and the figure of Mother Russia.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Haha, good one.
<Lauren> Yeah, I still haven't quite recovered from the Taiwanese chef pic either....
<guyPaulo> We've got to convince Mort to put that thing up.
<pinguino> awesome

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