[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/18/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

He wasn't always blind.

I just happened to see a pretty girl...

...while he was sitting on my crotch.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 84 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:10Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:08Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:07Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:03Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:02Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:00Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:57Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:51Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:50Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:44Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:43Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:42Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:36Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:31Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:29Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:25Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:20Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:19Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:18Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:17Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:15Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:14Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:13Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:12Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:11Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:10Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:08Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:07Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:05Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:03Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:02Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:01Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:57Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:51Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:49Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:41Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:39Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:36Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:35Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:34Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:33Caption #692

Board [Post Message]

This week's Britney's boob is:

apple juice is a verb.



And the crotch chihuahuas are: Tumppi, obtuse and Zathras.


There are 6 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hello and welcome new Caption Monkies!

Be sure to read how the contest works. You should try to link the captions to each other, so the combination of text and pictures reads like a comic strip.

Verse, limericks, and tasteful lewdness is encouraged!

<Kumiho> and tasteless lewdness is also pretty common, although it won't garnish nearly as many votes as comic lewdness.
<Kumiho> I wonder why this pix didn't make the cut today.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I think we had enough boob from the day before Kumiho.
<Kumiho> Fair enough.
<obtuse> Jeez... I got an honorable mention/discharge with only one vote?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post