[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/18/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

He wasn't always blind.

I just happened to see a pretty girl...

...while he was sitting on my crotch.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 63 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:11Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:10Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:09Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:06Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:03Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:02Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:01Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:58Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:56Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:49Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:47Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:46Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:32Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:31Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:28Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:27Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:20Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:19Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:18Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:17Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:16Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:13Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:11Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:10Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:09Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:08Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:06Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:05Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:03Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:01Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:57Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:56Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:55Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:49Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:41Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:38Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:37Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:36Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:34Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:32Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:30Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:28Caption #721

Board [Post Message]

This week's Britney's boob is:

apple juice is a verb.



And the crotch chihuahuas are: Tumppi, obtuse and Zathras.


There are 6 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hello and welcome new Caption Monkies!

Be sure to read how the contest works. You should try to link the captions to each other, so the combination of text and pictures reads like a comic strip.

Verse, limericks, and tasteful lewdness is encouraged!

<Kumiho> and tasteless lewdness is also pretty common, although it won't garnish nearly as many votes as comic lewdness.
<Kumiho> I wonder why this pix didn't make the cut today.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I think we had enough boob from the day before Kumiho.
<Kumiho> Fair enough.
<obtuse> Jeez... I got an honorable mention/discharge with only one vote?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post