[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 393 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:52Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:51Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:50Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:49Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:48Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:47Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:44Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:40Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:39Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:38Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:37Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:36Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:35Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:34Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:33Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:32Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:31Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:29Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:28Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:27Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:26Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:25Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:20Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:19Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:18Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:16Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:14Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:13Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:12Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:11Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:10Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:08Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:07Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:05Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:03Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:01Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:00Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:59Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:56Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:52Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:51Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:50Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:44Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:43Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:41Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:39Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:38Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:36Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:34Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:33Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:32Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:31Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:30Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:29Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:28Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:27Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:26Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:22Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:21Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:20Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:20Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:18Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:17Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:16Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:15Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:14Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:11Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:10Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:09Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:08Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:07Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:04Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:02Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:01Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:00Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:59Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:58Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:57Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:56Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:55Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:54Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:53Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:52Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:50Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:49Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:46Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:44Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:43Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:42Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:41Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:40Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:39Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:36Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:35Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:34Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:33Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:31Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:28Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:27Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:24Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:23Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:17Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:16Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:11Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:07Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:06Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:58Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:57Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:56Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:54Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:53Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:52Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:51Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:50Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:49Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:48Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:47Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:46Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:45Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:43Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:39Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:36Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:35Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:34Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:33Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:32Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:31Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:29Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:28Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:26Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:23Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:20Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:19Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:18Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:17Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:15Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:14Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:13Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:12Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:11Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:10Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:07Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:06Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:05Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:03Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:02Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:00Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:59Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:57Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:55Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:51Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:46Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:39Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:38Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:36Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:34Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:32Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:30Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:27Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:26Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:25Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:24Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:23Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:20Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:17Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:16Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:14Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:13Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:09Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:07Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:02Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:59Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:57Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:55Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:54Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:51Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:49Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:38Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:36Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:34Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:32Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:28Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:24Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:23Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:22Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:19Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:16Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:13Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:11Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:10Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:03Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:59Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:58Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:57Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:55Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:53Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:51Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:50Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:49Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:47Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:43Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:38Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:37Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:35Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:33Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:32Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:31Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:28Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:26Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:24Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:23Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:22Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:21Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:16Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:15Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:11Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:10Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:07Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:04Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:57Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:56Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:52Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:49Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:48Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:45Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:43Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:40Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:39Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:35Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:31Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:26Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:25Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:24Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:22Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:21Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:20Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:19Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:18Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:15Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:13Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:12Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:07Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:05Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:04Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:03Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:00Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:59Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:56Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:54Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:53Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:51Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:47Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:45Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:43Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:42Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:38Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:37Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:36Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:35Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:33Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:31Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:28Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:27Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:24Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:23Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:21Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:13Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:11Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:09Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:08Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:07Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:03Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:59Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:55Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:50Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:48Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:46Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:40Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:39Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:38Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:36Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:35Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:31Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:27Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:24Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:23Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:22Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:20Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:19Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:16Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:14Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:13Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:03Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:02Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:01Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:56Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:54Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:53Caption #49

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post