[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 215 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:43Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:42Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:41Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:40Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:39Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:38Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:25Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:18Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:13Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:12Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:11Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:10Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:09Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:08Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:07Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:05Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:04Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:03Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:01Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:00Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:59Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:58Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:54Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:50Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:49Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:48Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:47Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:46Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:45Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:44Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:43Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:42Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:39Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:38Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:35Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:34Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:32Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:27Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:26Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:23Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:22Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:21Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:19Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:17Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:13Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:12Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:11Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:10Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:08Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:07Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:06Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:05Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:03Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:02Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:01Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:00Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:59Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:58Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:57Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:56Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:55Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:54Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:53Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:52Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:51Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:49Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:47Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:45Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:44Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:43Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:42Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:41Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:40Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:39Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:38Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:37Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:36Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:35Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:34Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:31Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:30Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:29Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:28Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:27Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:26Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:26Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:24Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:23Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:23Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:21Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:18Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:17Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:16Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:15Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:14Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:12Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:10Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:05Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:03Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:02Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:01Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:59Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:58Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:53Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:51Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:50Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:49Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:48Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:47Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:45Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:43Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:42Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:41Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:35Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:34Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:31Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:26Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:25Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:21Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:20Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:19Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:18Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:17Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:16Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:15Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:14Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:13Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:12Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:11Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:09Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:07Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:06Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:05Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:04Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:03Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:02Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:01Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:00Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:58Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:57Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:55Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:53Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:50Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:49Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:48Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:47Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:45Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:43Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:40Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:39Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:35Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:33Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:30Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:20Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:16Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:03Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:02Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:00Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:56Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:55Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:53Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:52Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:51Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:50Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:49Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:48Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:47Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:46Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:44Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:43Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:42Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:40Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:38Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:37Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:36Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:35Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:34Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:33Caption #558

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post