[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 308 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:58Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:56Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:55Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:54Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:53Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:52Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:51Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:50Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:48Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:47Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:46Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:44Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:43Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:41Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:39Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:38Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:37Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:34Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:33Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:31Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:30Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:29Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:28Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:27Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:23Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:21Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:20Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:17Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:16Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:14Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:13Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:09Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:08Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:07Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:03Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:01Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:00Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:56Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:54Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:51Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:46Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:43Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:42Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:40Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:37Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:32Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:31Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:30Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:26Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:25Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:23Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:19Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:16Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:10Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:09Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:07Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:06Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:04Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:03Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:02Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:01Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:57Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:57Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:55Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:53Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:51Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:48Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:47Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:46Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:43Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:42Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:39Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:35Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:33Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:30Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:28Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:27Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:26Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:22Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:21Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:17Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:15Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:09Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:08Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:07Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:06Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:04Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:01Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:57Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:55Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:52Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:51Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:50Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:48Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:45Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:44Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:43Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:42Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:41Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:40Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:39Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:37Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:36Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:34Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:33Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:28Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:27Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:22Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:21Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:20Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:19Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:16Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:14Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:10Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:09Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:07Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:04Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:03Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:02Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:01Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:00Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:55Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:54Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:53Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:51Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:50Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:49Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:48Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:47Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:46Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:45Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:44Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:43Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:41Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:40Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:39Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:23Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:22Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:19Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:17Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:12Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:10Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:08Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:04Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:58Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:50Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:42Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:25Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:24Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:21Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:20Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:19Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:10Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:09Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:03Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:57Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:56Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:51Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:43Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:31Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:30Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:29Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:26Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:22Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:21Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:16Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:14Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:10Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:04Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:59Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:55Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:53Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:39Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:38Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:33Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:32Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:29Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:26Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:23Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:19Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:13Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:12Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:11Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:10Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:02Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:59Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:56Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:52Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:36Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:32Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:30Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:29Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:25Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:15Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:13Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:03Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:02Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:01Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:00Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:58Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:57Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:53Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:52Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:51Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:48Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:45Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:44Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:42Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:41Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:40Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:39Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:38Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:37Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:31Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:22Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:19Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:18Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:17Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:16Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:13Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:09Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:07Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:06Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:02Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:00Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:58Caption #896

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post