[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:34Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:33Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:31Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:30Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:29Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:16Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:14Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:08Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:06Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:02Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:01Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:53Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:51Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:47Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:46Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:44Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:37Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:35Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:33Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:31Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:26Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:22Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:19Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:18Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:17Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:13Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:06Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:05Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:59Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:57Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:56Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:53Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:51Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:44Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:42Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:40Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:37Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:32Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:31Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:29Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:28Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:27Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:26Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:21Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:14Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:13Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:12Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:11Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:07Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:01Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:59Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:56Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:52Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:50Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:47Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:46Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:45Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:43Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:38Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:27Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:21Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:18Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:17Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:14Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:11Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:09Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:08Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:05Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:04Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:02Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:00Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:59Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:58Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:55Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:52Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:49Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:48Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:47Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:44Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:39Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:38Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:37Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:36Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:34Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:33Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:26Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:22Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:18Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:13Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:12Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:11Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:08Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:02Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:01Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:59Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:58Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:55Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:53Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:43Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:40Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:39Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:37Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:25Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:24Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:23Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:22Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:19Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:18Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:17Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:16Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:09Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:08Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:07Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:59Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:56Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:50Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:41Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:33Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:32Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:29Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:28Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:05Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:03Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:02Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:59Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:43Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:42Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:39Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:38Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:37Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:24Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:18Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:17Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:16Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:13Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:09Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:08Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:07Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:04Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:03Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:57Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:52Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:51Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:49Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:47Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:33Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:27Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:15Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:10Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:09Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:05Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:00Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:59Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:57Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:56Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:51Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:49Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:47Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:43Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:42Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:40Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:35Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:34Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:32Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:29Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:25Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:24Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:11Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:10Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:07Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:06Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:00Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:58Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:51Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:47Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:45Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:38Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:37Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:36Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:34Caption #591

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post