[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 89 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:24Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:23Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:22Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:21Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:18Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:16Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:15Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:14Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:12Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:10Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:09Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:08Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:07Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:06Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:04Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:00Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:59Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:56Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:55Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:54Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:51Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:49Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:47Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:43Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:41Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:40Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:39Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:38Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:37Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:36Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:34Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:33Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:32Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:31Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:30Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:28Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:27Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:26Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:25Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:23Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:22Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:21Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:20Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:19Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:18Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:17Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:16Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:14Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:12Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:10Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:07Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:05Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:02Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:01Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:00Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:59Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:58Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:57Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:55Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:49Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:47Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:44Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:43Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:38Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:36Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:35Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:34Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:32Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:31Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:30Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:29Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:28Caption #234

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post