Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 295 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #-70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:19 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:18 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:17 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:16 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:11 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:10 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:08 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:07 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:02 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:57 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:56 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:50 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:46 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:43 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:42 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:41 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:39 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:38 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:29 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:25 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:23 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:22 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:17 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:16 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:15 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:12 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:07 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:06 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:05 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:04 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:01 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:57 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:55 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:53 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:52 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:51 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:50 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:48 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:47 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:42 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:41 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:38 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:37 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:26 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:25 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:21 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:19 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:17 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:16 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:13 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:12 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:11 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:10 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:09 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:08 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:06 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:05 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:03 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:01 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:00 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:57 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:56 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:53 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:52 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:50 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:49 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:48 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:47 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:46 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:45 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:44 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:43 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:42 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:41 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:40 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:39 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:38 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:37 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:36 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:35 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:34 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:33 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:29 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:28 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:27 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:26 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:25 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:24 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:21 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:19 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:18 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:17 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:16 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:14 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:13 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:12 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:11 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:10 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:09 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:08 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:06 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:05 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:04 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:02 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:01 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:59 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:57 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:55 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:53 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:52 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:50 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:49 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:46 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:45 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:44 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:43 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:42 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:41 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:40 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:39 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:37 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:36 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:33 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:32 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:30 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:29 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:28 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:27 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:25 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:24 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:23 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:21 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:20 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:17 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:16 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:15 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:14 Caption #995

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:13 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:09 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:07 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:05 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:03 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:02 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:01 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:00 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:59 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:58 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:57 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:54 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:53 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:51 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:49 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:48 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:47 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:46 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:45 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:44 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:43 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:41 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:40 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:38 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:37 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:36 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:34 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:33 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:30 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:29 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:28 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:25 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:23 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:21 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:20 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:19 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:18 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:17 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:16 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:15 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:13 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:12 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:11 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:09 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:07 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:05 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:02 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:01 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:59 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:57 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:56 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:49 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:47 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:46 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:45 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:44 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:41 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:40 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:39 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:38 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:37 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:36 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:35 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:33 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:31 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:29 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:25 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:24 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:21 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:20 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:19 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:17 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:16 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:13 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:11 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:09 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:08 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:05 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:04 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:01 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:58 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:57 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:56 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:55 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:53 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:50 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:49 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:48 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:47 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:45 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:44 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:42 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:41 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:40 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:39 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:37 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:35 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:34 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:33 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:32 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:31 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:29 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:28 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:27 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:25 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:23 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:21 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:19 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:17 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:16 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:14 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:13 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:11 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:09 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:08 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:06 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:05 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:03 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:01 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:57 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:56 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:55 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:54 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:53 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:50 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:49 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:48 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:45 Caption #715

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post