[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 273 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:43Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:42Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:41Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:40Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:38Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:36Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:34Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:33Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:32Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:31Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:29Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:28Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:27Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:26Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:25Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:20Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:19Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:16Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:15Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:13Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:10Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:08Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:03Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:57Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:56Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:55Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:50Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:48Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:47Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:46Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:44Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:42Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:36Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:32Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:30Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:30Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:28Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:27Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:23Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:22Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:20Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:17Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:16Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:15Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:13Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:12Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:11Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:10Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:05Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:03Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:02Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:01Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:00Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:53Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:51Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:50Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:48Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:47Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:46Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:44Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:42Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:41Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:40Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:39Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:32Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:31Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:30Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:29Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:28Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:27Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:21Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:14Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:13Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:12Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:11Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:10Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:09Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:08Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:07Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:01Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:00Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:58Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:57Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:56Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:55Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:54Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:51Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:49Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:46Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:45Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:44Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:43Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:42Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:41Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:38Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:35Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:34Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:32Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:31Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:30Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:29Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:25Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:24Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:21Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:20Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:14Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:13Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:12Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:11Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:08Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:07Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:05Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:04Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:03Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:02Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:01Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:59Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:58Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:57Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:55Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:52Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:51Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:49Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:48Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:47Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:45Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:44Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:43Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:38Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:37Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:35Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:33Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:31Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:29Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:27Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:21Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:19Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:18Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:17Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:16Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:12Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:11Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:07Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:06Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:04Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:02Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:01Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:00Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:59Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:57Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:55Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:52Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:50Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:49Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:48Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:46Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:45Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:43Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:42Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:40Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:38Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:37Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:35Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:34Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:33Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:32Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:31Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:30Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:29Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:27Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:26Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:25Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:23Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:22Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:19Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:18Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:14Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:13Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:11Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:10Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:06Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:05Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:03Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:02Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:01Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:00Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:58Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:57Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:56Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:55Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:54Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:52Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:51Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:50Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:45Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:44Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:43Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:42Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:41Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:39Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:38Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:37Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:35Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:32Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:31Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:30Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:29Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:28Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:26Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:24Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:22Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:21Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:20Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:17Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:16Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:15Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:14Caption #359

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.

There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post