[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 291 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:46Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:45Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:44Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:42Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:41Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:40Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:37Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:34Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:31Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:30Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:29Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:28Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:27Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:25Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:24Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:22Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:21Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:20Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:19Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:18Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:17Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:16Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:15Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:14Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:13Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:11Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:10Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:09Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:08Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:07Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:06Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:05Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:04Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:03Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:01Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:58Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:57Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:56Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:55Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:54Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:53Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:52Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:49Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:48Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:42Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:37Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:34Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:32Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:31Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:30Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:29Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:27Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:23Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:22Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:20Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:14Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:12Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:07Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:03Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:01Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:53Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:51Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:48Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:45Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:38Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:35Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:34Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:33Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:32Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:31Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:28Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:21Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:16Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:15Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:12Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:07Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:03Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:02Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:58Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:57Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:56Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:48Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:47Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:46Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:44Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:43Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:35Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:31Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:29Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:28Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:27Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:25Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:11Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:05Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:03Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:54Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:53Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:48Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:44Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:43Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:42Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:41Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:40Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:38Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:37Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:33Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:30Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:29Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:24Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:21Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:14Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:13Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:09Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:08Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:07Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:05Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:03Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:02Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:55Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:49Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:48Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:43Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:42Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:39Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:37Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:33Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:32Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:28Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:26Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:25Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:23Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:21Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:20Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:16Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:07Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:06Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:04Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:01Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:56Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:55Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:46Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:39Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:37Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:35Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:34Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:33Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:28Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:27Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:25Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:24Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:23Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:21Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:19Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:13Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:11Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:08Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:03Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:02Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:57Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:56Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:52Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:50Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:47Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:46Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:44Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:43Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:42Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:41Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:40Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:38Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:36Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:28Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:27Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:23Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:22Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:21Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:20Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:18Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:13Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:11Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:09Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:08Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:07Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:51Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:49Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:47Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:41Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:40Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:38Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:37Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:35Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:34Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:33Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:28Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:27Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:26Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:24Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:23Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:21Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:17Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:16Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:05Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:02Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:00Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:59Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:56Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:49Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:41Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:38Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:37Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:36Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:33Caption #05
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:32Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:31Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:30Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:29Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:28Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:24Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:23Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:19Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:15Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:14Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:09Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:59Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:57Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:56Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:53Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:52Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:50Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:49Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:48Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:47Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:46Caption #108

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post