[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 286 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:32Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:31Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:27Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:21Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:20Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:17Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:12Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:09Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:08Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:07Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:03Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:01Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:57Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:53Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:51Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:46Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:38Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:35Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:29Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:27Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:24Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:22Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:21Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:13Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:10Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:05Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:58Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:52Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:40Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:39Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:38Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:35Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:33Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:25Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:20Caption #08
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:09Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:08Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:04Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:00Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:57Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:56Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:54Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:45Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:39Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:33Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:32Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:30Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:29Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:26Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:24Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:23Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:20Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:14Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:12Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:08Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:06Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:02Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:01Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:55Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:49Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:46Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:45Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:43Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:37Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:32Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:25Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:24Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:20Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:18Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:16Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:12Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:08Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:06Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:00Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:57Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:54Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:48Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:41Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:36Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:35Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:32Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:29Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:26Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:23Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:22Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:21Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:20Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:18Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:17Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:16Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:10Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:05Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:04Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:59Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:58Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:56Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:55Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:53Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:52Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:46Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:45Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:42Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:41Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:39Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:36Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:33Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:32Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:31Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:30Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:29Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:28Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:27Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:26Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:25Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:24Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:22Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:21Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:18Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:17Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:16Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:14Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:10Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:07Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:06Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:03Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:02Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:59Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:58Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:57Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:56Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:52Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:51Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:50Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:48Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:47Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:46Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:44Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:41Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:39Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:38Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:33Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:32Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:31Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:29Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:28Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:25Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:21Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:20Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:18Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:16Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:15Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:13Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:12Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:09Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:08Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:02Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:01Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:00Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:58Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:57Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:56Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:55Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:54Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:51Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:49Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:47Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:43Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:41Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:40Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:39Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:37Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:36Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:34Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:29Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:28Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:27Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:26Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:25Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:24Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:23Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:15Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:11Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:10Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:08Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:07Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:06Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:04Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:00Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:58Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:57Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:54Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:53Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:42Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:41Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:40Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:38Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:33Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:32Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:27Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:22Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:21Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:18Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:11Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:07Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:06Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:03Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:56Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:50Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:49Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:46Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:44Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:43Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:38Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:32Caption #565

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post