[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 286 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:33Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:32Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:29Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:28Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:27Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:26Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:25Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:24Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:23Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:22Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:19Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:18Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:17Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:16Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:15Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:14Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:13Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:12Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:11Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:10Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:09Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:08Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:05Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:04Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:02Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:01Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:00Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:57Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:54Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:53Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:52Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:50Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:49Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:47Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:45Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:44Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:43Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:42Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:41Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:39Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:37Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:36Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:35Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:33Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:32Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:31Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:28Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:26Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:22Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:21Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:19Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:18Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:16Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:13Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:11Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:10Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:09Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:08Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:07Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:06Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:05Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:04Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:03Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:01Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:59Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:55Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:52Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:51Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:50Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:49Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:47Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:46Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:45Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:44Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:43Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:36Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:34Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:32Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:31Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:30Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:29Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:28Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:26Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:23Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:22Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:21Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:20Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:19Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:18Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:15Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:11Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:08Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:07Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:06Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:05Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:04Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:03Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:02Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:01Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:00Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:59Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:58Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:57Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:52Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:50Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:44Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:42Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:41Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:39Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:37Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:36Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:31Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:30Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:29Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:27Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:19Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:13Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:12Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:10Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:09Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:08Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:04Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:03Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:59Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:58Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:57Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:56Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:53Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:52Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:51Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:49Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:48Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:47Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:44Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:43Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:38Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:31Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:30Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:28Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:25Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:21Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:20Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:19Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:15Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:11Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:10Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:09Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:07Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:06Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:01Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:00Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:59Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:56Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:54Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:53Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:52Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:50Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:48Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:47Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:46Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:35Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:34Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:33Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:32Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:29Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:28Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:25Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:22Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:21Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:20Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:19Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:18Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:13Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:12Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:08Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:06Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:03Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:02Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:01Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:59Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:57Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:55Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:53Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:50Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:44Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:41Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:40Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:39Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:38Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:37Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:35Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:34Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:32Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:28Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:26Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:21Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:19Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:12Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:08Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:07Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:06Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:05Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:03Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:02Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:54Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:52Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:51Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:50Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:49Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:44Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:40Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:39Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:38Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:37Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:35Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:34Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:33Caption #110

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post