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Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
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Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


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