[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 457 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:24Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:23Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:22Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:21Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:20Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:18Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:16Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:14Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:12Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:11Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:10Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:09Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:08Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:05Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:03Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:01Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker08:15:00Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:59Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:58Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:57Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:56Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:55Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:54Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:53Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:52Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:48Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:47Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:46Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:45Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:44Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:43Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:42Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:41Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:40Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:39Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:38Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:37Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:36Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:34Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:33Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:32Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:31Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:30Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:27Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:26Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:25Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:24Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:23Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:22Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:21Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:20Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:19Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:18Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:17Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:16Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:15Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:14Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:13Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:12Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:11Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:10Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:09Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:08Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:07Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:06Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:05Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:04Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:03Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:01Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:59Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:58Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:57Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:55Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:54Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:53Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:52Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:51Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:50Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:49Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:48Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:47Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:46Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:45Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:44Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:43Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:42Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:41Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:40Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:38Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:36Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:35Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:34Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:32Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:30Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:29Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:28Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:27Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:26Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:25Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:24Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:23Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:22Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:21Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:19Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:18Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:17Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:16Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:15Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:12Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:11Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:10Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:09Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:07Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:05Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:04Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:02Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:01Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:54Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:51Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:50Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:47Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:45Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:43Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:42Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:41Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:40Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:38Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:36Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:35Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:34Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:33Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:31Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:30Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:29Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:28Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:26Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:24Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:23Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:22Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:21Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:20Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:19Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:18Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:17Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:16Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:15Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:14Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:13Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:11Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:10Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:09Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:08Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:06Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:04Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:03Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:01Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:00Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:59Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:57Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:56Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:54Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:53Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:52Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:49Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:48Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:47Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:46Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:44Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:41Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:37Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:35Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:34Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:33Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:32Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:30Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:28Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:26Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:25Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:24Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:20Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:18Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:17Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:14Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:12Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:11Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:10Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:09Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:08Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:05Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:03Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:01Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:00Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:59Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:58Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:56Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:55Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:54Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:52Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:50Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:49Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:48Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:46Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:45Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:44Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:43Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:42Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:41Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:40Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:39Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:37Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:35Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:34Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:33Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:32Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:31Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:30Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:29Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:28Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:24Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:23Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:22Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:20Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:18Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:16Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:14Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:12Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:09Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:07Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:05Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:04Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:03Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:59Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:58Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:57Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:56Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:55Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:54Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:52Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:51Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:50Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:49Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:48Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:46Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:45Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:44Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:41Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:40Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:39Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:38Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:36Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:35Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:33Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:31Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:30Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:29Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:27Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:22Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:21Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:18Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:17Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:15Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:14Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:12Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:11Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:10Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:06Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:04Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:00Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:59Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:58Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:57Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:56Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:55Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:54Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:53Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:52Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:50Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:49Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:48Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:47Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:46Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:45Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:43Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:42Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:41Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:40Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:38Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:37Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:36Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:34Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:33Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:31Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:29Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:27Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:26Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:23Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:21Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:20Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:19Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:16Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:14Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:12Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:10Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:09Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:06Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:02Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:00Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:58Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:56Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:53Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:52Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:50Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:47Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:44Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:43Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:41Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:40Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:39Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:38Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:37Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:35Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:33Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:31Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:29Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:27Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:26Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:25Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:23Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:22Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:20Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:18Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:17Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:12Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:10Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:07Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:04Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:02Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:01Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:53Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:50Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:49Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:46Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:42Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:41Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:40Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:39Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:35Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:34Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:31Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:30Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:24Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:22Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:21Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:18Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:12Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:10Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:08Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:06Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:05Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:04Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:03Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:57Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:56Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:55Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:53Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:52Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:48Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:47Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:44Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:41Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:40Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:30Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:29Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:25Caption #390

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post