[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 339 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:09Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:08Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:04Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:57Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:54Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:38Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:35Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:34Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:33Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:31Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:29Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:25Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:22Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:21Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:20Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:19Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:18Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:15Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:14Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:10Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:03Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:02Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:58Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:57Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:53Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:52Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:50Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:49Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:48Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:47Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:45Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:38Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:37Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:36Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:35Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:34Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:33Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:32Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:20Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:10Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:08Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:07Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:06Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:05Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:04Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:03Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:00Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:59Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:58Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:57Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:56Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:55Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:45Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:44Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:43Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:41Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:38Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:35Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:34Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:29Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:24Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:23Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:22Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:21Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:20Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:18Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:17Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:15Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:14Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:12Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:11Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:10Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:06Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:02Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:00Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:58Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:53Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:52Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:48Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:47Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:46Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:40Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:35Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:30Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:28Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:26Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:25Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:22Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:21Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:20Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:19Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:14Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:10Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:08Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:06Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:04Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:58Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:56Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:55Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:48Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:47Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:46Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:41Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:39Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:35Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:34Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:32Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:25Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:23Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:22Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:21Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:17Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:15Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:11Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:07Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:05Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:01Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:00Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:58Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:56Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:55Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:54Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:50Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:47Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:42Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:40Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:39Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:37Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:34Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:32Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:30Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:28Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:24Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:19Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:17Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:09Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:06Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:04Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:02Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:55Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:43Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:42Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:40Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:39Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:35Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:33Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:31Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:29Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:27Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:26Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:25Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:24Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:22Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:18Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:16Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:15Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:14Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:13Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:11Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:10Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:09Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:05Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:03Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:01Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:00Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:58Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:56Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:54Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:52Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:49Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:48Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:47Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:45Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:44Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:40Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:38Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:37Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:35Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:33Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:31Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:28Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:26Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:25Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:24Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:21Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:19Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:18Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:16Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:15Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:14Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:11Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:09Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:07Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:02Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:00Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:56Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:54Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:53Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:52Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:51Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:49Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:46Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:38Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:26Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:22Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:21Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:18Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:07Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:02Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:53Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:35Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:30Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:28Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:23Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:11Caption #709

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post