[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 235 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:14Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:13Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:12Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:11Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:08Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:03Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:02Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:00Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:58Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:57Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:55Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:51Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:50Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:49Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:42Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:36Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:34Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:30Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:28Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:24Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:20Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:18Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:15Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:14Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:12Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:11Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:07Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:03Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:01Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:00Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:59Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:56Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:54Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:51Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:49Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:46Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:45Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:44Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:43Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:41Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:40Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:39Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:38Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:36Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:35Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:34Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:33Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:29Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:27Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:26Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:25Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:23Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:22Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:21Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:20Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:19Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:18Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:16Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:15Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:13Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:12Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:10Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:08Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:07Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:06Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:05Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:04Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:03Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:00Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:59Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:58Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:57Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:55Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:53Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:52Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:51Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:50Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:49Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:46Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:45Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:43Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:39Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:37Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:36Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:33Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:31Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:30Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:29Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:28Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:27Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:26Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:25Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:24Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:23Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:22Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:21Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:20Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:19Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:18Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:16Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:15Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:13Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:12Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:11Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:10Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:05Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:04Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:03Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:02Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:00Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:51Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:45Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:43Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:42Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:40Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:39Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:33Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:29Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:25Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:24Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:21Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:20Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:19Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:16Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:14Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:12Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:11Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:10Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:09Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:17:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:59Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:58Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:56Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:53Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:52Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:45Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:44Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:43Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:38Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:37Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:36Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:33Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:31Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:26Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:24Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:20Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:18Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:17Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:15Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:14Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:12Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:11Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:09Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:07Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:02Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:57Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:56Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:54Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:53Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:52Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:51Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:50Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:45Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:40Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:38Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:33Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:28Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:27Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:26Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:25Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:23Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:15Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:10Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:09Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:08Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:00Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:59Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:59Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:53Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:52Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:50Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:49Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:47Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:45Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:44Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:42Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:39Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:35Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:28Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:26Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:23Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:22Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:21Caption #324

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post