Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:06:05 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:06:03 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:06:02 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:06:00 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:59 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:58 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:57 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:54 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:52 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:50 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:48 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:47 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:46 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:44 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:43 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:42 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:41 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:40 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:37 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:35 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:34 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:33 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:31 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:30 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:29 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:28 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:27 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:26 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:25 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:24 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:22 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:21 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:17 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:14 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:11 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:10 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:09 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:08 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:06 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:05 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:04 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:02 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:01 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:05:00 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:58 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:57 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:55 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:54 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:53 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:52 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:51 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:49 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:48 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:46 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:45 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:43 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:42 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:41 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:40 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:39 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:37 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:36 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:34 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:33 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:32 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:31 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:27 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:26 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:25 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:24 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:22 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:15 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:13 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:12 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:08 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:06 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:05 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:02 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:56 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:54 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:53 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:52 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:51 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:49 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:47 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:46 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:45 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:43 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:41 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:40 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:35 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:34 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:33 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:32 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:31 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:27 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:25 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:22 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:20 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:19 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:17 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:16 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:14 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:13 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:10 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:09 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:04 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:03 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:02 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:00 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:56 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:55 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:54 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:52 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:51 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:50 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:48 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:47 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:46 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:44 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:39 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:36 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:33 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:32 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:28 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:27 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:25 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:23 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:22 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:21 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:18 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:17 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:13 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:12 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:11 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:04 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:02 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:58 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:57 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:56 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:54 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:53 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:52 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:48 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:47 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:46 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:45 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:44 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:41 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:39 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:38 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:36 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:34 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:31 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:30 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:29 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:28 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:26 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:25 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:23 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:22 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:20 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:19 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:17 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:16 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:15 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:14 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:09 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:08 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:06 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:05 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:04 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:03 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:02 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:01 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:00 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:59 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:58 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:56 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:55 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:53 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:52 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:51 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:50 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:49 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:48 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:47 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:45 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:44 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:43 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:41 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:39 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:38 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:37 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:35 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:30 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:29 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:27 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:26 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:22 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:21 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:20 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:19 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:18 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:13 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:12 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:11 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:07 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:06 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:05 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:04 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:02 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:00 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:59 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:58 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:57 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:56 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:50 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:43 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:42 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:41 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:39 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:37 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:36 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:35 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:33 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:32 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:31 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:25 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:20 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:18 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:16 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:14 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:13 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:10 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:07 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:06 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:55 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:54 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:52 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:51 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:50 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:48 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:46 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:45 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:44 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:43 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:41 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:40 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:39 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:38 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:36 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:35 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:34 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:23 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:22 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:21 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:19 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:17 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:16 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:12 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:09 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:08 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:06 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:04 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:03 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:01 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:57 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:54 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:53 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:52 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:47 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:45 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:44 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:37 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:36 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:35 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:34 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:33 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:32 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:28 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:24 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:21 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:17 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:15 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:13 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:12 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:08 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:07 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:06 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:04 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:03 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:01 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:00 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:59 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:56 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:55 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:54 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:51 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:49 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:48 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:47 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:46 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:45 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:44 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:42 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:40 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:37 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:32 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:30 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:29 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:26 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:25 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:21 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:20 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:18 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:17 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:16 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:14 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:12 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:08 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:07 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:05 Caption #62

Board

[Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.

<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.

<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!

<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?

<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...

<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".

<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?

<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!

<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.

<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post