[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 122 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:04Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:02Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:01Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:00Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:58Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:57Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:56Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:54Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:53Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:51Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:46Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:45Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:44Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:43Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:41Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:39Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:36Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:35Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:34Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:33Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:32Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:31Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:30Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:27Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:26Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:25Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:24Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:23Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:22Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:21Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:20Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:19Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:18Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:17Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:16Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:15Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:14Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:13Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:12Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:11Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:10Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:09Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:08Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:07Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:06Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:05Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:01Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:00Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:58Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:56Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:52Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:50Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:48Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:47Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:46Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:45Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:44Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:43Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:42Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:41Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:40Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:39Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:38Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:37Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:34Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:33Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:32Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:31Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:30Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:29Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:28Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:27Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:26Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:25Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:24Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:22Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:21Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:19Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:12Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:09Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:08Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:05Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:03Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:02Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:01Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:00Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:59Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:58Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:56Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:55Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:53Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:52Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:50Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:49Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:48Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:47Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:45Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:44Caption #566

Board [Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.
<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.
<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.
<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!
<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?
<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...
<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".
<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?
<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!
<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.
<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post