[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 335 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:59Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:58Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:56Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:55Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:54Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:53Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:52Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:51Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:50Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:49Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:49Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:44Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:39Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:37Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:36Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:35Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:34Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:32Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:30Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:28Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:26Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:24Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:23Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:19Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:13Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:11Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:03Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:00Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:57Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:56Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:54Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:53Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:52Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:51Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:50Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:49Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:46Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:44Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:40Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:39Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:37Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:36Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:35Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:34Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:33Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:32Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:31Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:30Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:23Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:22Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:21Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:20Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:18Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:17Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:16Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:15Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:14Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:13Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:09Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:06Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:05Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:03Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:59Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:56Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:53Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:44Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:40Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:39Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:37Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:35Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:34Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:33Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:32Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:31Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:30Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:29Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:28Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:26Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:25Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:24Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:22Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:21Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:20Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:18Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:12Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:05Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:02Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:56Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:55Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:52Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:51Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:48Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:47Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:45Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:44Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:38Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:37Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:36Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:35Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:34Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:33Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:32Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:31Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:30Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:29Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:28Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:27Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:26Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:24Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:09Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:08Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:07Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:06Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:04Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:02Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:02Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:01Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:59Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:57Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:54Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:49Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:42Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:40Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:39Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:36Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:35Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:34Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:33Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:29Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:25Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:23Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:20Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:11Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:10Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:09Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:07Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:05Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:04Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:01Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:58Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:52Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:48Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:43Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:42Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:41Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:40Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:37Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:35Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:32Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:31Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:29Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:27Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:26Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:25Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:21Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:20Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:18Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:16Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:12Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:07Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:06Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:04Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:59Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:58Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:54Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:51Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:48Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:47Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:45Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:44Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:43Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:42Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:41Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:40Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:39Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:37Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:36Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:35Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:35Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:30Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:29Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:27Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:26Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:25Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:24Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:17Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:16Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:14Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:13Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:04Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:03Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:02Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:59Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:58Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:57Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:55Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:50Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:47Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:41Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:39Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:38Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:34Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:31Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:30Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:28Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:22Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:20Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:19Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:18Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:13Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:12Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:09Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:07Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:05Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:00Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:56Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:54Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:47Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:44Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:37Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:34Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:33Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:32Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:31Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:25Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:21Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:20Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:18Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:08Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:05Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:04Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:56Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:55Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:54Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:46Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:45Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:43Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:40Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:39Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:37Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:35Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:34Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:32Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:30Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:29Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:27Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:26Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:25Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:21Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:20Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:19Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:18Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:15Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:14Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:11Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:10Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:09Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:06Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:04Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:03Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:02Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:59Caption #305

Board [Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.
<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.
<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.
<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!
<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?
<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...
<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".
<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?
<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!
<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.
<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post