[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 123 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:38Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:37Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:35Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:32Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:31Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:30Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:29Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:28Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:27Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:26Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:25Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:24Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:23Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:22Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:20Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:17Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:16Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:15Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:13Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:10Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:09Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:06Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:05Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:04Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:02Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:01Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:00Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:59Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:57Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:56Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:55Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:52Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:51Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:50Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:46Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:45Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:42Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:41Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:40Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:37Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:34Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:33Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:30Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:29Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:27Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:26Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:24Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:21Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:19Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:18Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:13Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:09Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:07Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:06Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:05Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:04Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:03Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:02Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:01Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:59Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:54Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:53Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:50Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:49Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:48Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:47Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:45Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:44Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:42Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:41Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:40Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:39Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:36Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:35Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:34Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:32Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:31Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:29Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:28Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:27Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:24Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:23Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:22Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:20Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:17Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:16Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:09Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:08Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:05Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:04Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:00Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:57Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:56Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:54Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:53Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:51Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:50Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:44Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:41Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:40Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:39Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:37Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:35Caption #16

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post