[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 234 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:53Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:52Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:51Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:48Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:47Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:43Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:38Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:33Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:29Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:27Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:26Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:22Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:18Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:16Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:11Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:58Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:46Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:44Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:37Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:21Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:11Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:10Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:07Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:59Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:55Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:50Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:49Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:39Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:32Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:28Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:27Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:17Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:14Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:05Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:03Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:02Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:01Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:59Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:55Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:50Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:49Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:47Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:44Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:42Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:38Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:31Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:23Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:22Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:15Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:14Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:05Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:02Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:56Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:55Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:52Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:48Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:25Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:09Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:04Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:02Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:54Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:43Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:40Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:39Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:37Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:34Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:33Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:29Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:26Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:25Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:22Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:18Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:17Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:15Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:13Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:04Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:02Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:58Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:54Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:53Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:48Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:46Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:45Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:44Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:43Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:42Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:38Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:37Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:37Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:35Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:32Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:31Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:25Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:23Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:21Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:18Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:16Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:09Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:52Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:51Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:50Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:49Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:48Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:47Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:46Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:45Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:44Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:43Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:42Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:41Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:34Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:33Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:31Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:30Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:28Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:27Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:26Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:25Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:24Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:22Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:20Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:17Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:16Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:15Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:14Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:13Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:12Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:10Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:07Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:05Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:04Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:03Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:02Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:01Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:59Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:58Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:56Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:55Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:54Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:52Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:51Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:50Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:49Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:43Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:23Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:22Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:13Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:12Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:11Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:10Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:09Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:08Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:07Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:06Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:05Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:55Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:53Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:52Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:51Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:50Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:49Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:42Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:41Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:40Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:39Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:38Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:37Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:37Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:35Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:30Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:29Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:27Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:26Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:25Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:24Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:23Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:22Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:18Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:16Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:14Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:13Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:12Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:11Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:09Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:06Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:05Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:02Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:01Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:00Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:53Caption #411

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post