[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 433 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:47Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:45Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:44Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:42Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:41Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:38Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:34Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:33Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:30Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:28Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:26Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:22Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:18Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:14Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:13Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:12Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:10Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:09Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:08Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:07Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:06Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:04Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:03Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:02Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:01Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:58Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:56Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:55Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:54Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:51Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:50Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:48Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:47Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:46Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:43Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:40Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:39Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:38Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:36Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:35Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:33Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:32Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:31Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:29Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:27Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:26Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:23Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:22Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:21Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:20Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:19Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:18Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:16Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:15Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:13Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:12Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:10Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:09Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:06Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:05Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:04Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:03Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:01Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:58Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:57Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:55Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:53Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:50Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:49Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:47Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:46Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:42Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:40Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:39Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:37Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:36Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:35Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:34Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:33Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:32Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:30Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:27Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:26Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:24Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:22Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:20Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:18Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:17Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:15Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:14Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:12Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:10Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:08Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:07Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:06Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:05Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:03Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:02Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:00Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:59Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:58Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:55Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:54Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:53Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:50Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:49Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:47Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:46Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:45Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:44Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:43Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:42Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:41Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:39Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:34Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:32Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:31Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:30Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:28Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:24Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:22Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:21Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:20Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:19Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:17Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:16Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:15Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:14Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:13Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:11Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:10Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:08Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:07Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:06Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:05Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:04Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:00Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:59Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:56Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:53Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:50Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:49Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:47Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:46Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:45Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:44Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:42Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:39Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:37Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:33Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:31Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:29Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:28Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:26Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:25Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:22Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:21Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:19Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:18Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:14Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:13Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:12Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:11Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:09Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:08Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:07Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:06Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:05Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:04Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:03Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:02Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:59Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:58Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:55Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:54Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:52Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:50Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:49Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:44Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:42Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:41Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:39Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:38Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:35Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:34Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:32Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:31Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:29Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:27Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:26Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:23Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:22Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:20Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:19Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:17Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:15Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:14Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:12Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:11Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:09Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:07Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:06Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:03Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:02Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:01Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:59Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:58Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:57Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:56Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:55Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:54Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:51Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:50Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:49Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:46Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:44Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:43Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:42Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:40Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:39Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:38Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:37Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:36Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:34Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:32Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:30Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:29Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:26Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:25Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:23Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:21Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:20Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:18Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:17Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:15Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:14Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:09Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:06Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:05Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:02Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:01Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:58Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:56Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:54Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:53Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:52Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:51Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:49Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:46Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:43Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:42Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:41Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:40Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:38Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:37Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:36Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:35Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:34Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:31Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:29Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:28Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:27Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:26Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:25Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:22Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:20Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:19Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:18Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:15Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:12Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:11Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:10Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:09Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:07Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:06Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:05Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:03Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:02Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:01Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:59Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:58Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:56Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:55Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:53Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:52Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:48Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:47Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:46Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:44Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:43Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:42Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:41Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:40Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:39Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:38Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:36Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:34Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:33Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:32Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:29Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:27Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:26Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:24Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:23Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:21Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:20Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:19Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:18Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:17Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:16Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:14Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:13Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:10Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:09Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:08Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:07Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:05Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:02Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:58Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:57Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:55Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:54Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:53Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:52Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:50Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:49Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:45Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:43Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:41Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:40Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:39Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:37Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:36Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:35Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:34Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:33Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:31Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:30Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:29Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:27Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:26Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:23Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:20Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:19Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:18Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:16Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:15Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:14Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:12Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:11Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:09Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:07Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:06Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:02Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:01Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:00Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:59Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:58Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:57Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:55Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:54Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:52Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:50Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:48Caption #573

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post