The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

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I am so glad German week is over. I consider it a slight farce involving a cast of many cats, some dogs, few cheeky cheeks and a smouldering tower. The Most Emailed lists need very carefully watching before another theme week bites us again.

I am working on some new functionality to go into place before next Wednesday's guest day. One of the things being developed is a more detailed voting system, which will help when voting for a caption that is good but not awesome good.

Goodnight Caption Monkeys.

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