[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 340 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:02Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:01Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker22:36:01Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:58Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:57Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:56Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:54Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:53Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:52Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:46Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:45Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:43Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:41Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:40Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:37Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:36Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:33Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:31Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:29Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:25Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:24Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:22Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:21Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:17Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:16Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:14Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:13Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:12Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:10Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:09Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:06Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:05Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:02Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:35:01Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:57Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:56Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:54Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:53Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:51Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:47Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:43Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:41Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:40Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:36Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:33Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:32Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:29Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:25Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:24Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:21Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:13Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:01Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:34:00Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:59Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:58Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:57Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:56Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:54Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:51Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:50Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:48Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:42Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:40Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:39Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:37Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:35Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:33Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:31Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:29Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:27Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:26Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:23Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:20Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:17Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:13Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:12Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:10Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:08Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:07Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:06Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:04Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:01Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker22:33:00Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:57Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:56Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:46Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:45Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:42Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:41Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:38Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:37Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:36Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:35Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:33Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:31Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:26Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:23Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:20Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:14Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:12Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:08Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:07Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:05Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:03Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:02Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:01Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:32:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:58Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:57Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:55Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:53Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:51Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:49Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:48Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:46Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:45Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:44Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:42Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:41Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:39Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:38Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:31Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:25Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:24Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:22Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:21Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:18Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:15Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:13Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:12Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:11Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:08Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:07Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:05Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:03Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:00Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:57Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:56Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:52Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:46Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:45Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:41Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:38Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:37Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:35Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:33Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:30Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:29Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:28Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:26Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:25Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:20Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:19Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:15Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:12Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:11Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:09Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:06Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:04Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:02Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:00Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:57Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:56Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:54Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:52Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:47Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:46Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:45Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:44Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:42Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:41Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:37Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:36Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:34Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:33Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:30Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:29Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:28Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:27Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:26Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:23Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:22Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:21Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:18Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:15Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:13Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:09Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:07Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:06Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:00Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:59Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:56Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:54Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:53Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:52Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:49Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:48Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:46Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:45Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:44Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:43Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:36Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:32Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:31Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:29Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:28Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:26Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:25Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:22Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:21Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:20Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:19Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:14Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:10Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:09Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:07Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:03Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:02Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:01Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:58Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:56Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:55Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:48Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:46Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:45Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:43Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:42Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:41Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:37Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:34Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:33Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:32Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:31Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:26Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:25Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:23Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:22Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:21Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:19Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:17Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:16Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:15Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:12Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:08Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:04Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:03Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:01Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:00Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:59Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:57Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:53Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:49Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:46Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:45Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:41Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:40Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:38Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:37Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:35Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:31Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:30Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:29Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:24Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:18Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:16Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:14Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:10Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:07Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:03Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:02Caption #652

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post