[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 302 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:46Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:45Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:44Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:43Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:42Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:41Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:40Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:39Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:38Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:37Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:36Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:35Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:34Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:33Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:32Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:31Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:20Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:14Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:10Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:09Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:08Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:04Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:03Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:02Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:01Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:00Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:59Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:52Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:49Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:48Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:47Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:45Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:43Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:41Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:40Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:39Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:38Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:37Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:35Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:31Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:28Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:27Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:24Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:21Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:16Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:10Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:06Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:04Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:03Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:02Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:01Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:00Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:59Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:58Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:57Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:55Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:54Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:52Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:51Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:50Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:49Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:48Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:47Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:46Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:44Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:43Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:42Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:40Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:38Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:36Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:35Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:34Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:30Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:29Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:28Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:27Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:26Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:25Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:24Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:23Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:22Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:20Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:19Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:17Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:16Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:15Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:14Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:13Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:12Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:11Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:10Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:09Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:08Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:07Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:58Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:51Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:50Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:47Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:45Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:41Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:38Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:37Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:32Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:28Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:27Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:25Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:24Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:23Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:22Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:21Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:20Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:18Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:17Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:16Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:15Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:14Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:09Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:01Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:57Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:55Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:54Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:52Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:51Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:50Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:49Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:48Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:47Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:46Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:43Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:42Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:41Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:40Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:39Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:38Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:37Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:36Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:35Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:34Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:33Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:31Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:30Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:27Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:25Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:18Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:13Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:12Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:11Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:06Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:01Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:00Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:59Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:58Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:57Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:56Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:55Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:53Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:50Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:38Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:36Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:35Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:33Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:32Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:31Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:29Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:28Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:27Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:25Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:22Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:21Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:20Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:19Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:16Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:12Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:08Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:07Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:05Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:03Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:02Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:58Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:54Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:50Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:49Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:48Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:47Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:43Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:42Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:41Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:40Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:36Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:35Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:29Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:15Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:05Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:44Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:42Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:40Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:38Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:36Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:35Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:34Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:30Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:28Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:20Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:19Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:15Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:14Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:50Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:42Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:39Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:37Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:34Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:32Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:24Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:15Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:10Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:09Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:08Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:59Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:56Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:55Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:49Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:46Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:41Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:39Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:37Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:36Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:35Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:34Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:28Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:25Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:23Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:18Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:14Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:09Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:01Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:57Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:56Caption #215

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post