[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 369 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:55Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:50Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:48Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:47Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:45Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:44Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:42Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:41Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:37Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:36Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:34Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:33Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:31Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:30Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:29Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:28Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:26Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:23Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:21Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:20Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:18Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:14Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:13Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:11Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:10Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:09Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:04Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:00Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:58Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:56Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:51Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:49Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:46Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:45Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:43Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:38Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:37Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:36Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:35Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:34Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:33Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:32Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:29Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:25Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:24Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:23Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:21Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:20Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:18Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:16Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:15Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:14Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:13Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:11Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:09Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:06Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:05Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:04Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:03Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:02Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:01Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:00Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:59Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:56Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:54Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:51Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:49Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:48Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:47Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:44Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:42Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:41Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:40Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:39Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:38Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:37Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:33Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:31Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:25Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:24Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:23Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:19Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:18Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:15Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:14Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:11Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:10Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:06Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:05Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:04Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:02Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:00Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:58Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:57Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:54Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:53Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:50Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:45Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:41Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:39Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:38Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:37Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:35Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:34Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:33Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:32Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:31Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:30Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:29Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:27Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:25Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:24Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:23Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:21Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:17Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:16Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:15Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:13Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:11Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:10Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:08Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:07Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:05Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:03Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:00Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:59Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:58Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:57Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:56Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:55Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:54Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:53Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:52Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:50Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:49Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:48Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:47Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:46Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:45Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:44Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:43Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:42Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:41Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:40Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:38Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:37Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:35Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:33Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:32Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:31Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:30Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:29Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:28Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:27Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:25Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:23Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:22Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:19Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:18Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:15Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:14Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:13Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:10Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:06Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:05Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:03Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:01Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:58Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:56Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:50Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:46Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:44Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:41Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:40Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:39Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:34Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:33Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:32Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:28Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:27Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:26Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:24Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:23Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:22Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:21Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:17Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:15Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:13Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:12Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:07Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:02Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:00Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:59Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:58Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:57Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:53Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:52Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:50Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:47Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:46Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:44Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:43Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:41Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:39Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:38Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:35Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:32Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:31Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:28Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:23Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:22Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:20Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:18Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:17Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:15Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:11Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:10Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:08Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:04Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:03Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:02Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:01Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:00Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:59Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:58Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:57Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:53Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:52Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:49Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:45Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:42Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:41Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:31Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:28Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:27Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:25Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:20Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:18Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:15Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:12Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:11Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:07Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:06Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:04Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:00Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:58Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:57Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:56Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:52Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:47Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:46Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:45Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:42Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:41Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:39Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:37Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:36Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:34Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:33Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:32Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:31Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:28Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:22Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:20Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:16Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:15Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:14Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:12Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:10Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:09Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:08Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:07Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:03Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:02Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:00Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:58Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:57Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:56Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:55Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:54Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:53Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:52Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:50Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:42Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:41Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:37Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:36Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:34Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:33Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:32Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:31Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:23Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:22Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:20Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:19Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:18Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:15Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:14Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:13Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:11Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:10Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:09Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:04Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:01Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:00Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:59Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:58Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:57Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:55Caption #214

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post