[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 444 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:10Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:09Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:08Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:07Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:06Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:05Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:03Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:02Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:01Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:31:00Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:59Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:58Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:56Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:55Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:53Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:52Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:51Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:50Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:48Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:45Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:40Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:39Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:36Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:35Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:33Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:32Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:31Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:27Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:26Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:25Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:24Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:23Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:20Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:19Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:17Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:16Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:14Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:13Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:12Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:11Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:10Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:09Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:08Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:07Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:06Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:05Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:04Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:02Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker22:30:00Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:57Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:56Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:55Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:54Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:53Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:50Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:49Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:48Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:46Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:44Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:43Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:42Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:40Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:38Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:34Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:32Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:26Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:25Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:24Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:23Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:22Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:21Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:20Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:18Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:16Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:15Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:14Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:13Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:12Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:11Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:09Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:08Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:07Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:05Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:04Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:03Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:29:00Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:56Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:54Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:53Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:52Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:50Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:46Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:44Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:43Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:42Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:41Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:40Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:38Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:37Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:32Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:31Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:30Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:28Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:27Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:25Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:24Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:23Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:22Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:20Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:19Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:17Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:16Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:15Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:14Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:12Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:11Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:09Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:08Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:06Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:05Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:04Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:03Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:02Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker22:28:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:59Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:58Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:57Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:55Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:52Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:47Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:46Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:44Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:42Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:41Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:39Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:38Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:34Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:31Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:30Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:28Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:25Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:20Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:16Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:15Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:12Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:11Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:10Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:09Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:08Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:07Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:06Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:03Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:01Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker22:27:00Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:58Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:56Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:55Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:54Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:52Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:50Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:48Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:47Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:46Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:44Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:42Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:41Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:40Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:39Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:37Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:36Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:35Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:34Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:33Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:32Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:31Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:30Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:28Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:26Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:24Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:22Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:20Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:19Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:18Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:14Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:13Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:12Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:11Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:10Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:09Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:08Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:06Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:26:00Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:59Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:57Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:56Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:55Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:54Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:53Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:51Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:50Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:49Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:47Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:44Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:43Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:42Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:40Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:39Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:37Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:36Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:33Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:29Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:25Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:24Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:23Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:22Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:20Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:16Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:10Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:06Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:04Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:52Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:44Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:33Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:26Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:25Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:24Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:23Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:22Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:21Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:20Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:19Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:18Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:17Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:16Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:15Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:13Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:12Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:10Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:08Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:07Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:06Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:04Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:03Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:01Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:59Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:58Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:57Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:56Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:54Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:53Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:52Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:51Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:50Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:49Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:48Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:46Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:44Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:43Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:42Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:41Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:40Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:39Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:38Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:37Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:36Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:35Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:34Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:33Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:32Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:31Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:30Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:28Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:26Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:25Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:23Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:16Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:12Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:09Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:01Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:58Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:56Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:55Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:54Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:52Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:48Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:44Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:40Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:39Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:35Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:30Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:29Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:27Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:23Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:22Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:21Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:20Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:19Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:17Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:12Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:10Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:08Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:06Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:04Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:03Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:01Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:59Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:58Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:57Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:56Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:46Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:44Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:42Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:39Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:38Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:37Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:36Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:35Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:34Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:32Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:30Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:24Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:23Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:22Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:21Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:19Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:18Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:17Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:16Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:15Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:14Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:12Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:11Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:10Caption #93

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post