Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 281 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:41 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:40 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:36 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:30 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:23 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:22 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:20 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:19 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:15 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:14 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:05 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:02 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:04:01 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:59 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:58 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:55 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:54 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:52 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:50 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:49 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:47 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:34 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:32 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:31 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:22 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:20 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:19 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:13 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:08 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:06 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:05 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:03:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:57 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:55 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:54 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:53 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:49 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:48 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:47 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:42 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:41 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:36 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:35 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:22 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:15 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:14 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:11 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:10 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:04 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:02:03 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:57 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:56 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:55 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:52 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:46 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:38 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:37 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:36 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:33 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:21 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:18 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:17 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:16 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:06 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:02 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:01:01 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:55 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:47 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:46 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:45 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:37 Caption #6.2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:36 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:35 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:34 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:33 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:32 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:31 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:30 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:29 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:28 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:27 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:26 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:25 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:24 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:23 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:22 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:21 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:20 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:19 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:18 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:17 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:16 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:15 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:14 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:13 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:12 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:11 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:10 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:09 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:08 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:07 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:06 Caption #985

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:05 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:04 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:03 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:02 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:01 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:00:00 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:59 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:58 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:57 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:55 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:53 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:52 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:51 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:46 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:45 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:43 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:42 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:41 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:40 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:39 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:28 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:27 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:26 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:25 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:24 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:23 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:22 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:21 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:20 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:19 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:18 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:17 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:16 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:15 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:14 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:13 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:12 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:11 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:10 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:09 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:08 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:07 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:06 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:05 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:04 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:03 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:02 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:01 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:59:00 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:59 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:58 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:57 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:56 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:55 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:54 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:53 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:52 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:51 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:50 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:49 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:48 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:46 Caption #-79

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:45 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:44 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:42 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:40 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:38 Caption #-89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:36 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:33 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:30 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:27 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:26 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:24 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:21 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:16 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:15 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:14 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:13 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:10 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:09 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:08 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:04 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:03 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:01 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:58:00 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:56 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:55 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:52 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:49 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:46 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:44 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:40 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:39 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:38 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:37 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:36 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:32 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:29 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:25 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:24 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:23 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:22 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:21 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:19 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:16 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:13 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:09 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:06 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:04 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:57:00 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:56 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:52 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:48 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:47 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:46 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:45 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:44 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:42 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:40 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:37 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:34 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:32 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:30 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:28 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:24 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:23 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:21 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:16 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:15 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:14 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:13 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:12 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:11 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:10 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:08 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:04 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:03 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:01 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:00 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:59 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:57 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:56 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:52 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:49 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:46 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:45 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:44 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:43 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:42 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:41 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:40 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:39 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:38 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:37 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:36 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:35 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:32 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:30 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:28 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:27 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:24 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:20 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:17 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:16 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:12 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:10 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:09 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:04 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:02 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:01 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:00 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:57 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:53 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:50 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:47 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:44 Caption #164

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post