[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 107 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:36Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:35Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:34Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:33Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:31Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:29Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:27Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:26Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:25Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:24Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:23Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:22Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:21Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:20Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:19Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:18Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:17Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:16Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:15Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:14Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:13Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:12Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:11Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:10Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:08Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:07Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:05Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:04Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:03Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:01Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:00Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:59Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:58Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:57Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:56Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:55Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:53Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:52Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:51Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:50Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:49Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:48Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:47Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:46Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:43Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:42Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:41Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:40Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:38Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:37Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:36Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:35Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:34Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:33Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:32Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:28Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:27Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:26Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:23Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:22Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:20Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:19Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:18Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:17Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:16Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:15Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:12Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:11Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:10Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:09Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:08Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:07Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:05Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:04Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:03Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:02Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:01Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:00Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:59Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:58Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:57Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:56Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:55Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:53Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:52Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:51Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:50Caption #170

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN


There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post