Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004

by Fu Manchu

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 383 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:47 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:46 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:45 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:43 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:42 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:41 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:40 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:39 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:37 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:36 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:35 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:33 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:32 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:29 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:27 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:26 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:25 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:23 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:22 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:21 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:19 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:18 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:17 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:15 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:14 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:13 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:12 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:10 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:07 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:06 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:03 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:02 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:01 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:59 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:58 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:57 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:56 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:54 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:51 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:50 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:49 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:48 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:47 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:46 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:45 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:44 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:43 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:42 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:41 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:40 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:39 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:38 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:37 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:36 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:35 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:34 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:33 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:32 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:31 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:30 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:29 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:27 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:26 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:24 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:23 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:22 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:21 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:20 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:18 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:17 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:16 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:15 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:12 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:08 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:07 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:04 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:01 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:00 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:58 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:56 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:54 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:53 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:52 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:50 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:49 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:48 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:47 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:45 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:43 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:41 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:40 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:39 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:38 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:37 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:35 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:33 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:32 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:31 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:30 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:29 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:26 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:25 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:24 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:23 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:22 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:21 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:19 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:18 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:17 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:16 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:15 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:14 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:12 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:11 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:10 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:07 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:06 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:05 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:04 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:02 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:01 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:58 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:56 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:54 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:53 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:51 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:47 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:44 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:43 Caption #-78

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:42 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:41 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:39 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:36 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:35 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:33 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:32 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:31 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:30 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:29 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:28 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:27 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:24 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:23 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:20 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:19 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:16 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:15 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:13 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:12 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:11 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:09 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:08 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:04 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:00 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:58 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:56 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:55 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:54 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:53 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:52 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:50 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:49 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:45 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:43 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:41 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:40 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:39 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:37 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:36 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:35 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:33 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:29 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:28 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:27 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:26 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:25 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:22 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:21 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:20 Caption #-67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:18 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:15 Caption #-67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:14 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:13 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:11 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:10 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:08 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:07 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:06 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:03 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:02 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:00 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:59 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:58 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:56 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:55 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:53 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:52 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:51 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:48 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:47 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:45 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:43 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:39 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:38 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:36 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:35 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:32 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:31 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:29 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:28 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:27 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:24 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:23 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:21 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:20 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:19 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:16 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:15 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:14 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:12 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:11 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:08 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:07 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:05 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:04 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:03 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:02 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:01 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:59 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:57 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:55 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:53 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:51 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:49 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:46 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:45 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:44 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:43 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:41 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:39 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:37 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:35 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:33 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:31 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:30 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:28 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:27 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:26 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:23 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:22 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:19 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:18 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:15 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:14 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:13 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:11 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:10 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:07 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:06 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:03 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:59 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:55 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:51 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:50 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:48 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:47 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:46 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:43 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:41 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:39 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:37 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:36 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:35 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:34 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:32 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:29 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:28 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:24 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:23 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:21 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:20 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:19 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:18 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:17 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:16 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:15 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:14 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:12 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:10 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:09 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:08 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:06 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:05 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:04 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:03 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:01 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:59 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:58 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:57 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:56 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:54 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:53 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:51 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:49 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:48 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:47 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:45 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:43 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:41 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:39 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:38 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:37 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:35 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:33 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:31 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:30 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:27 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:26 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:23 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:22 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:20 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:19 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:18 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:16 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:15 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:14 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:11 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:10 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:08 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:07 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:06 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:05 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:04 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:03 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:01 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:59 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:58 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:57 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:56 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:55 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:52 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:51 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:50 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:48 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:47 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:43 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:41 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:39 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:37 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:36 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:35 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:31 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:30 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:27 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:24 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:23 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:22 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:20 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:19 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:16 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:15 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:14 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:12 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:11 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:09 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:08 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:07 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:04 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:03 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:02 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:00 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:59 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:56 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:55 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:54 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:53 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:52 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:51 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:49 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:48 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:47 Caption #14

Board

[Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.

The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.

<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!

<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)

<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!

<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!

<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.

<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post