[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:49Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:48Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:44Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:43Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:41Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:36Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:33Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:32Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:31Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:29Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:27Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:26Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:24Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:20Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:17Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:16Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:15Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:13Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:08Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:05Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:01Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:00Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:58Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:56Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:52Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:43Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:42Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:39Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:36Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:32Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:28Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:27Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:26Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:22Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:16Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:14Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:13Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:12Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:10Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:09Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:05Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:00Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:58Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:53Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:49Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:44Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:40Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:37Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:36Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:32Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:29Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:28Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:24Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:20Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:18Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:16Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:12Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:09Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:08Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:04Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:01Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:00Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:56Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:55Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:52Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:51Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:48Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:44Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:43Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:40Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:36Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:32Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:31Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:27Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:26Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:25Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:20Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:16Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:14Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:08Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:04Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:01Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:57Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:55Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:52Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:47Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:42Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:41Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:36Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:33Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:30Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:29Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:28Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:26Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:24Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:20Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:19Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:16Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:12Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:10Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:09Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:02Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:00Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:56Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:54Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:50Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:44Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:43Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:42Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:38Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:36Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:35Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:32Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:29Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:28Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:24Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:22Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:16Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:12Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:08Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:05Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:04Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:00Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:56Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:55Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:54Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:52Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:51Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:50Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:49Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:48Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:48Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:44Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:40Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:36Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:33Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:28Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:27Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:24Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:21Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:17Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:13Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:08Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:56Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:53Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:52Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:48Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:40Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:34Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:32Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:29Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:28Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:27Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:26Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:24Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:20Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:18Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:12Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:10Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:04Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:00Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:48Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:44Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:40Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:36Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:32Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:24Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:22Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:20Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:16Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:13Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:08Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:03Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:58Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:57Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:56Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:55Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:52Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:49Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:47Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:44Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:40Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:36Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:35Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:33Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:31Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:28Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:25Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:24Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:21Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:20Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:16Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:14Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:12Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:08Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:05Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:00Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:58Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:57Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:56Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:53Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:52Caption #737

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post