[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 311 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:36Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:35Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:34Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:32Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:30Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:28Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:24Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:19Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:18Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:16Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:15Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:14Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:11Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:09Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:08Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:07Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:58Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:57Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:49Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:46Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:35Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:34Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:32Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:28Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:26Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:25Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:23Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:22Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:21Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:16Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:14Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:11Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:09Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:06Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:05Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:02Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:59Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:55Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:44Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:42Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:40Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:37Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:34Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:27Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:26Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:25Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:24Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:23Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:21Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:20Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:18Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:15Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:14Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:12Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:08Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:07Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:05Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:04Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:00Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:53Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:52Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:51Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:50Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:49Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:48Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:39Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:36Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:35Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:31Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:28Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:27Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:26Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:25Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:23Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:19Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:17Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:06Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:03Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:01Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:57Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:53Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:52Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:48Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:47Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:46Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:45Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:43Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:42Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:41Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:40Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:39Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:38Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:37Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:36Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:35Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:34Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:30Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:26Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:24Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:22Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:21Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:18Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:15Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:14Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:11Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:10Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:08Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:06Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:05Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:04Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:03Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:02Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:00Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:59Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:58Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:51Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:47Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:45Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:44Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:43Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:39Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:38Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:36Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:34Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:32Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:30Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:27Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:25Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:21Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:19Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:18Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:16Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:13Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:12Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:11Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:10Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:09Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:06Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:02Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:01Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:59Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:56Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:45Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:38Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:28Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:27Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:26Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:25Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:20Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:17Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:13Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:12Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:09Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:08Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:05Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:58Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:57Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:53Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:52Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:48Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:47Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:43Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:42Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:41Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:40Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:40Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:39Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:37Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:36Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:34Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:32Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:27Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:22Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:20Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:17Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:15Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:13Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:12Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:10Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:08Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:04Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:02Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:01Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:59Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:52Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:51Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:45Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:44Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:41Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:39Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:37Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:35Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:30Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:29Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:16Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:15Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:11Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:08Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:04Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:59Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:57Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:56Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:55Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:54Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:52Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:51Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:50Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:45Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:40Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:34Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:33Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:31Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:27Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:26Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:25Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:24Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:22Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:20Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:19Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:16Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:14Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:12Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:10Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:58:00Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:59Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:57Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:55Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:53Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:51Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:49Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:39Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:38Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:37Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:36Caption #447

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post