[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 474 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:33Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:32Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:27Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:24Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:22Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:19Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:18Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:17Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:16Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:14Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:13Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:11Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:10Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:09Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:06Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:05Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:04Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:03Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:02Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:00Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:59Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:58Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:57Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:56Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:55Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:54Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:53Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:52Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:51Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:50Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:49Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:48Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:47Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:46Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:45Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:44Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:43Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:42Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:41Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:39Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:38Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:37Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:36Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:35Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:34Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:33Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:32Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:30Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:29Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:28Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:27Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:23Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:20Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:19Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:18Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:17Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:15Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:08Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:06Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:05Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:04Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:03Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:01Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:58Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:57Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:56Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:55Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:53Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:52Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:51Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:50Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:49Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:47Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:46Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:45Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:44Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:43Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:42Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:39Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:38Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:37Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:36Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:35Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:34Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:33Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:32Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:31Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:30Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:29Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:28Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:27Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:26Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:23Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:21Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:19Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:12Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:11Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:10Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:09Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:08Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:07Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:06Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:04Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:03Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:02Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:01Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:07:00Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:59Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:58Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:57Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:54Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:52Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:51Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:50Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:49Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:48Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:47Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:46Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:45Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:44Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:43Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:42Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:40Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:39Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:38Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:37Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:33Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:32Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:30Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:28Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:27Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:26Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:24Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:23Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:22Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:20Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:19Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:18Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:15Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:14Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:12Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:11Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:10Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:09Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:05Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:02Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:01Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:06:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:59Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:57Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:56Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:54Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:53Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:52Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:49Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:48Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:46Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:45Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:44Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:43Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:42Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:41Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:40Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:39Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:38Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:35Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:33Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:31Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:30Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:29Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:28Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:27Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:26Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:25Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:23Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:22Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:21Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:20Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:19Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:18Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:17Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:16Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:14Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:12Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:11Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:10Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:04Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:05:01Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:59Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:57Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:56Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:55Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:54Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:53Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:52Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:51Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:50Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:49Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:48Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:47Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:46Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:45Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:44Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:42Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:41Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:40Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:38Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:35Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:34Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:33Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:32Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:31Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:30Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:26Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:25Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:24Caption #996
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:23Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:22Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:21Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:20Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:18Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:16Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:15Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:14Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:12Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:11Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:10Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:08Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:07Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:06Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:05Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:03Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:02Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:04:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:58Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:57Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:56Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:55Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:51Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:50Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:48Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:47Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:46Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:45Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:44Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:43Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:41Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:38Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:37Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:36Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:35Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:34Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:33Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:31Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:30Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:29Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:28Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:27Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:26Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:25Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:23Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:22Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:21Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:20Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:19Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:17Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:15Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:12Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:11Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:10Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:08Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:07Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:06Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:05Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:03Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:55Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:53Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:52Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:51Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:50Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:49Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:48Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:47Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:43Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:41Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:40Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:39Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:37Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:35Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:31Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:28Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:27Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:24Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:22Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:20Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:19Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:18Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:17Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:16Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:15Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:14Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:09Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:08Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:07Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:06Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:05Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:03Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:02Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:01Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:00Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:58Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:57Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:56Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:55Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:54Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:53Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:52Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:51Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:50Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:49Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:48Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:47Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:46Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:45Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:43Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:39Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:38Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:31Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:29Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:27Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:25Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:24Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:23Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:21Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:19Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:18Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:15Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:14Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:13Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:11Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:10Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:08Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:07Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:05Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:04Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:03Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:02Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:00Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:59Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:58Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:57Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:56Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:55Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:54Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:53Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:52Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:51Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:49Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:41Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:40Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:39Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:35Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:33Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:32Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:31Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:23Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:19Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:16Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:15Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:13Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:12Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:11Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:04Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:03Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:02Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:01Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:00:00Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:59Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:57Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:56Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:55Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:54Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:53Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:52Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:51Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:50Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:48Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:47Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:46Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:44Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:43Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:42Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:41Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:39Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:37Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:35Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:34Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker22:59:33Caption #607

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post