Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?

(Reuters)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 418 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:29 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:21 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:17 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:15 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:13 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:12 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:10 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:08 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:06 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:05 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:04 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:02 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:00 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:59 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:58 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:57 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:55 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:54 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:53 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:52 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:50 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:49 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:48 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:46 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:44 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:42 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:40 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:38 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:36 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:34 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:32 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:31 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:30 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:29 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:28 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:26 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:24 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:22 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:21 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:19 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:17 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:15 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:13 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:10 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:08 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:06 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:04 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:02 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:00 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:59 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:58 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:57 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:56 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:54 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:52 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:51 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:50 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:48 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:46 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:44 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:43 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:42 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:41 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:40 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:38 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:36 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:35 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:34 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:32 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:30 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:29 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:28 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:26 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:24 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:22 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:21 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:20 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:18 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:16 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:15 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:14 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:12 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:11 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:10 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:09 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:08 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:07 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:06 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:05 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:02 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:00 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:58 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:57 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:56 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:55 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:54 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:52 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:50 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:48 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:46 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:45 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:44 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:42 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:41 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:40 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:39 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:38 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:37 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:36 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:35 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:34 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:32 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:31 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:30 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:29 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:28 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:27 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:26 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:25 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:24 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:22 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:21 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:20 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:19 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:17 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:15 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:12 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:11 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:10 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:09 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:07 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:06 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:05 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:02 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:00 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:59 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:58 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:56 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:55 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:53 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:51 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:50 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:49 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:48 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:47 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:46 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:45 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:44 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:43 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:42 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:41 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:40 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:39 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:38 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:37 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:36 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:34 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:32 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:30 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:29 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:28 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:26 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:24 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:22 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:20 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:18 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:16 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:14 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:12 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:10 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:07 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:05 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:02 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:00 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:59 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:58 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:57 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:56 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:55 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:53 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:51 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:49 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:48 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:47 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:46 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:44 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:42 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:40 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:38 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:36 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:34 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:33 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:32 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:30 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:28 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:27 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:26 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:24 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:22 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:20 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:19 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:18 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:17 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:16 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:14 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:12 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:11 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:09 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:07 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:05 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:03 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:02 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:01 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:59 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:57 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:55 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:53 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:51 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:49 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:47 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:45 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:43 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:41 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:40 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:39 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:37 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:36 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:35 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:32 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:31 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:29 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:27 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:25 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:23 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:21 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:19 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:17 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:16 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:15 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:14 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:12 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:11 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:10 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:09 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:08 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:06 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:04 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:02 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:01 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:00 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:59 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:58 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:56 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:55 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:54 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:53 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:51 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:50 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:49 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:48 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:47 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:46 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:45 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:44 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:43 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:42 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:41 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:40 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:38 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:36 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:35 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:34 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:32 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:30 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:29 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:28 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:27 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:26 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:25 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:24 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:23 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:21 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:20 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:19 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:17 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:15 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:13 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:12 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:11 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:09 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:07 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:06 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:04 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:02 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:00 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:59 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:58 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:57 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:56 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:55 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:54 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:52 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:51 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:50 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:49 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:48 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:46 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:44 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:43 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:42 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:41 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:40 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:39 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:38 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:37 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:36 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:35 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:34 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:32 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:30 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:29 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:27 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:25 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:24 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:23 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:22 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:21 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:20 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:19 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:18 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:17 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:16 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:15 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:14 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:13 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:12 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:11 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:10 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:09 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:07 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:06 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:05 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:04 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:03 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:01 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:00 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:59 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:58 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:57 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:55 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:53 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:51 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:50 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:49 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:47 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:45 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:44 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:43 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:41 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:39 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:37 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:36 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:35 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:34 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:33 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:32 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:31 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:30 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:29 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:27 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:25 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:23 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:22 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:21 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:20 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:19 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:18 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:17 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:16 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:15 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:14 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:13 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:12 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:11 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:09 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:07 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:06 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:05 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:03 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:02 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:01 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:59 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:57 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:55 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:54 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:53 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:52 Caption #-64

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:51 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:50 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:49 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:48 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:47 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:46 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:45 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:44 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:43 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:42 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:41 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:40 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:39 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:38 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:37 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:36 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:35 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:33 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:32 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:30 Caption #865

Board

[Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)

There are 43 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....

<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.

<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...

<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?

<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly

<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.

<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all

<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?

<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!

<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!

<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-

<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku

<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits

<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept

<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full

<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.

<mrs. mort> :)

<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us

<mrs. mort>
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act

<Jmofwiw>
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?

<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?

<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails

<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back

<mrs. mort>
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.

<mrs. mort>
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face

<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity

<mrs. mort>
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real

<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us

<mrs. mort>
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives

<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self

<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort>
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey

<mrs. mort>
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here

<Lauren to mrs mort>
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you

<ajiav> that was fun to watch.

<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!

<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock

<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded

<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.

<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post