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Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by Mort
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The passage is blocked.

Wow, no wonder nothing can get through.

Mr. Gere we found these nine dogs up your butt.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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DAMN YOU DOWN INTERNET!




There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> ewwwww......
<jellyloo> Poor Mr. Gere!
<Mort> Mr. Gere, in da rear!
<JulieK> BLAST second. I thought too slowly!
<Kumiho> hee hee. the Gere fellow sure gets it pretty rough around here.
<guyPaulo> Not as rough as the poor hampster up his rear!
<superwoman biatch> I must apologize for the disgusting nature of my caption...I just couldn't resist!
<guyPaulo> WHEW! After much initial work, I have finally finished my blog. I'm not just posting this here in a shameless plug, my first article is actually about the world of MEP. Here's the link:
...www.gqgoat.com...
<Kumiho> Rock on guyP! I'll read it when I get back from the Vet's.
<Luminaire> Blogtacular! But... why do you have a link to "Just for Men Select"?
<Mort> I hate mustard also.
<superwoman biatch> Yall guyP isn't kidding about eating fucking goat...I have seen him do it..it is disgusting. I mean the meat is purple...!YUCK
<guyPaulo> Luminaire: 99% of those links are to sites who adopt a "standards compliant" stance to web development. If you're not a web developer, its kinda hard to explain. (Mort: I would be MORE than happy to tweak up your from html to tabless xhtml)
<Luminaire> Pfft. Way to make me feel like a plebe.
<Mort> I am that web developer you called a geek in your Microsoft rant guy... I likes my tables.
<guyPaulo> I just didn't want to bore you Luminaire.

And Mort?....tables still suck, even if this site is cool.

<Mort> When you take over the site you can change it to xhtml.
<mypalmike> Tables rule.
<Axolotl> Is it just me or is anyone else hesitant on clicking on any link that har 'goat' in it?


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