Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 246 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:44 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:42 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:41 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:40 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:39 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:36 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:29 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:23 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:22 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:21 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:20 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:19 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:18 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:17 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:15 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:03 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:02 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:01 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:00 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:59 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:58 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:55 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:54 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:50 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:49 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:47 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:37 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:36 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:35 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:33 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:32 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:31 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:29 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:28 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:27 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:08 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:07 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:06 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:05 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:04 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:03 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:02 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:59 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:58 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:55 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:53 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:50 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:47 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:46 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:45 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:44 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:43 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:42 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:41 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:40 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:39 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:38 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:37 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:31 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:30 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:29 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:28 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:27 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:26 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:25 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:24 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:23 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:18 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:01 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:53 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:51 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:46 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:32 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:30 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:29 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:28 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:27 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:26 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:19 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:18 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:17 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:16 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:15 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:14 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:13 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:12 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:11 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:10 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:09 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:08 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:07 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:06 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:05 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:00 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:59 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:58 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:57 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:56 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:55 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:54 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:51 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:47 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:46 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:42 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:34 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:17 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:11 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:01 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:00 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:57 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:49 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:48 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:47 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:46 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:45 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:44 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:41 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:39 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:38 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:37 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:36 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:35 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:34 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:32 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:31 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:30 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:29 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:24 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:22 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:39 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:38 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:34 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:16 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:56 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:53 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:49 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:47 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:46 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:43 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:41 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:36 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:35 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:31 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:29 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:26 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:25 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:24 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:23 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:22 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:21 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:20 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:19 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:18 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:17 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:16 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:15 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:14 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:13 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:12 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:11 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:10 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:09 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:08 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:07 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:06 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:05 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:03 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:02 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:00 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:59 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:57 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:56 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:54 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:52 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:51 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:50 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:49 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:47 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:45 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:44 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:41 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:40 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:39 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:37 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:36 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:34 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:32 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:31 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:30 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:28 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:27 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:26 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:24 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:23 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:22 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:21 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:20 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:19 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:18 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:17 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:16 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:15 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:13 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:12 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:11 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:08 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:07 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:06 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:04 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:02 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:00 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:58 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:57 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:56 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:51 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:49 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:48 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:46 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:45 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:44 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:43 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:42 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:41 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:39 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:38 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:37 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:36 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:35 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:32 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:29 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:28 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:25 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:21 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:17 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:16 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:15 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:10 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:03 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:01 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:55 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:46 Caption #786

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post