[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:43Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:41Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:36Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:35Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:32Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:29Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:27Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:21Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:20Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:19Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:18Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:17Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:12Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:09Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:04Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:00Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:58Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:53Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:52Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:51Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:50Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:39Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:37Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:18Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:17Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:16Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:15Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:14Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:11Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:08Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:03Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:02Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:00Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:58Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:52Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:50Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:44Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:40Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:27Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:26Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:21Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:18Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:16Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:14Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:13Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:12Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:11Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:10Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:09Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:05Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:00Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:58Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:57Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:45Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:43Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:34Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:32Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:31Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:26Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:25Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:24Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:22Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:18Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:16Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:13Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:10Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:04Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:03Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:02Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:01Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:58Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:57Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:52Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:48Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:46Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:45Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:41Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:34Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:32Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:31Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:25Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:23Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:21Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:20Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:16Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:11Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:06Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:05Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:55Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:54Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:49Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:37Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:29Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:28Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:26Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:20Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:13Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:09Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:02Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:01Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:58Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:56Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:54Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:53Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:44Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:41Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:40Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:27Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:24Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:23Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:21Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:18Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:15Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:12Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:11Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:08Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:06Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:05Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:59Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:55Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:51Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:50Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:46Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:45Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:40Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:36Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:31Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:29Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:28Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:27Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:26Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:25Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:22Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:18Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:17Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:16Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:12Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:11Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:06Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:03Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:58Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:57Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:53Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:52Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:50Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:45Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:41Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:40Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:37Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:36Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:32Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:30Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:29Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:22Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:13Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:12Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:00Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:58Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:50Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:48Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:46Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:41Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:40Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:28Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:27Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:26Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:22Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:21Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:20Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:19Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:05Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:03Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:02Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:00Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:58Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:52Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:50Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:49Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:45Caption #826

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post