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Die Meisten Emailed Fotos aus Deutschland - 07/25/2003 by Mort
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After the success of Microsoft Cat™ 1.3 Service pack 4,

Microsoft released Microsoft Dog™ 1.0.

A Microsoft lawyer today renounced God's unfair competition lawsuit for packaging Microsoft Dog™ with every of copy Microsoft Family™.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Day 6 of German week and the last day thank Microsoft God.

I hate Microsoft and use their products at little as possible, I particularly hate Internet Explorer. Mozilla, Camino and Safari are much better browsers; popup blocking, tabbed browsing features are a must.

There will not be a new strip tomorrow as I am in the wine country and will be attending my friends wedding. I plan on not being sober enough to write coherently.

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