Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 325 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:57 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:56 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:55 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:54 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:53 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:51 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:50 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:49 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:48 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:47 Caption #986

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:43 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:42 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:41 Caption #-67

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:40 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:39 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:36 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:35 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:34 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:33 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:32 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:31 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:30 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:29 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:28 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:27 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:26 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:25 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:24 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:23 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:22 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:21 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:20 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:19 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:18 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:17 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:16 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:15 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:14 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:13 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:12 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:11 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:10 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:09 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:07 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:06 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:05 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:04 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:03 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:02 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:01 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:00 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:59 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:58 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:55 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:54 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:53 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:51 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:50 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:49 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:48 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:47 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:46 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:45 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:44 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:43 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:42 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:41 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:40 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:39 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:38 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:37 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:36 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:35 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:34 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:33 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:32 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:31 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:30 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:29 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:28 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:27 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:26 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:23 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:22 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:21 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:20 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:19 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:16 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:15 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:13 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:12 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:11 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:10 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:09 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:08 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:07 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:06 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:05 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:04 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:03 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:02 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:01 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:00 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:59 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:58 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:57 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:56 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:55 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:54 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:53 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:52 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:51 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:50 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:49 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:48 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:47 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:46 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:45 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:44 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:43 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:42 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:41 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:40 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:39 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:38 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:37 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:36 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:35 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:34 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:33 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:32 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:31 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:30 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:29 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:28 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:27 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:26 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:25 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:24 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:23 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:22 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:21 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:20 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:19 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:18 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:16 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:14 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:11 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:09 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:07 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:05 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:04 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:03 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:02 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:01 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:00 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:59 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:57 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:56 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:55 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:54 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:53 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:52 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:51 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:50 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:49 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:48 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:47 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:46 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:45 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:44 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:43 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:42 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:41 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:40 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:39 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:38 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:36 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:35 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:34 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:33 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:32 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:31 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:30 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:29 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:28 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:27 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:27 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:25 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:24 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:23 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:22 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:21 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:20 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:19 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:18 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:17 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:16 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:15 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:14 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:13 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:12 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:11 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:10 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:09 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:08 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:03 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:02 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:01 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:00 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:59 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:58 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:57 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:56 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:55 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:54 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:53 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:52 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:51 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:50 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:49 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:48 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:47 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:46 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:43 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:42 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:41 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:40 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:39 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:38 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:37 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:35 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:34 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:33 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:31 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:30 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:29 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:28 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:27 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:24 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:22 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:21 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:20 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:18 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:17 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:15 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:14 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:12 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:11 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:08 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:07 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:06 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:05 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:04 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:03 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:02 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:01 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:59 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:58 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:55 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:54 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:53 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:52 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:51 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:48 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:47 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:45 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:43 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:39 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:38 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:37 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:36 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:35 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:34 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:33 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:32 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:31 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:30 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:29 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:28 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:27 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:24 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:23 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:22 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:20 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:19 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:18 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:17 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:15 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:14 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:12 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:11 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:10 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:09 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:08 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:07 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:05 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:04 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:03 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:01 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:00 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:59 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:58 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:57 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:56 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:54 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:53 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:52 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:51 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:49 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:48 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:45 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:44 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:43 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:42 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:41 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:40 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:39 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:38 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:36 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:35 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:35 Caption #189

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post