Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Ms. Patches was an intelligent, quirky cat, what you would call a thinking man's kitten.

But love is a strange strange bird,

and her man wasn't good at thinking at all.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 413 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:35:06 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:35:05 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:35:04 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:35:03 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:35:01 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:35:00 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:59 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:57 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:56 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:55 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:54 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:53 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:52 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:50 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:49 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:48 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:47 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:46 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:44 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:43 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:42 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:41 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:40 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:38 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:37 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:36 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:35 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:34 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:33 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:32 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:31 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:30 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:29 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:28 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:27 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:26 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:25 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:24 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:23 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:22 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:21 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:19 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:18 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:17 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:16 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:15 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:14 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:13 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:12 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:11 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:09 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:08 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:07 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:06 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:05 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:04 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:02 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:34:00 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:59 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:58 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:57 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:56 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:53 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:52 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:50 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:49 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:48 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:47 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:46 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:45 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:44 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:43 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:42 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:41 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:40 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:39 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:38 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:37 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:36 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:34 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:33 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:31 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:30 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:29 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:28 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:27 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:26 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:25 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:24 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:23 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:22 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:21 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:20 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:19 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:17 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:16 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:15 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:14 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:12 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:10 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:09 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:08 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:06 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:05 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:04 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:03 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:33:01 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:59 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:58 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:57 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:56 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:54 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:53 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:52 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:50 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:49 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:48 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:47 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:46 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:45 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:44 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:43 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:42 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:41 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:40 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:39 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:38 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:37 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:36 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:35 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:34 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:33 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:32 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:30 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:29 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:28 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:26 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:25 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:24 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:21 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:20 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:19 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:17 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:15 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:14 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:13 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:12 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:10 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:09 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:08 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:06 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:05 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:04 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:03 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:02 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:01 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:32:00 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:59 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:58 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:56 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:55 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:54 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:53 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:52 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:50 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:48 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:46 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:45 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:44 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:42 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:41 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:39 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:36 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:35 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:34 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:33 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:32 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:31 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:29 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:28 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:27 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:26 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:25 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:24 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:22 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:21 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:19 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:17 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:16 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:15 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:14 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:13 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:11 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:09 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:08 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:07 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:06 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:05 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:04 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:03 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:31:01 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:59 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:58 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:57 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:56 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:55 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:54 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:53 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:52 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:51 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:48 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:46 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:44 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:42 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:41 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:40 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:39 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:38 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:37 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:36 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:32 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:29 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:27 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:26 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:22 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:21 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:20 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:19 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:17 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:15 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:12 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:11 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:10 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:07 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:06 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:05 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:04 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:02 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:30:00 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:58 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:57 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:56 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:53 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:52 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:51 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:48 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:45 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:42 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:41 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:39 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:38 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:37 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:36 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:34 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:32 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:31 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:30 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:29 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:27 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:26 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:25 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:21 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:20 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:17 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:16 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:15 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:13 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:12 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:09 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:05 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:04 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:02 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:29:01 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:58 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:56 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:54 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:53 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:49 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:48 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:46 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:45 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:42 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:41 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:40 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:38 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:37 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:36 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:33 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:32 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:31 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:28 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:27 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:26 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:25 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:22 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:21 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:19 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:17 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:15 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:14 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:12 Caption #987

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:09 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:08 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:07 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:06 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:05 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:04 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:03 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:01 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:58 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:57 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:55 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:54 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:53 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:50 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:49 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:48 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:45 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:44 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:43 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:42 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:39 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:38 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:37 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:36 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:35 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:34 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:33 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:32 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:29 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:26 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:25 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:24 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:22 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:21 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:20 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:19 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:16 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:13 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:12 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:10 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:06 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:04 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:03 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:02 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:57 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:56 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:54 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:52 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:49 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:48 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:45 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:43 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:41 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:40 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:37 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:34 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:33 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:29 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:28 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:27 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:25 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:21 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:18 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:17 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:14 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:13 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:12 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:11 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:09 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:06 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:03 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:01 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:00 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:57 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:56 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:55 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:53 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:51 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:49 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:45 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:43 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:42 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:40 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:39 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:38 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:37 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:36 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:32 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:30 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:29 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:28 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:27 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:25 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:22 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:21 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:20 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:18 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:15 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:13 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:12 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:09 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:08 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:06 Caption #521

Board

[Post Message]

Two little birds sitting in a tree,
K I S S I N G,
First came love, then came marriage,
then came painful hemorrhoids and death.

I hope you all had the most wonderous of Valentines Days. If you are single I hope you cried into your cold tomato soup, I hope you peered at happy couples and threw stones at doves.

For me, personally I enjoyed it whilst at the same time avoided giving the evil empire of Hallmark™ any money at all.

While in this joyful mood let me list a few of my favourite things.

Walking on the greenest of grasses, especially walking on grass that has a sign saying "do not walk on grass".
Ignoring people that are telling me to keep off the grass.
Using my sad puppy dog face for evil.
Patagonia. (the country)
Knowing that my soulmate is out there.
The letter 'P'. (It has curves but it's still straight)
Stockings. (but not on me)
The comforting feeling of being outside as night is drawing in.
The ridiculousness of things.
OMG Dark Chocolate
Dreams

So what are a few of your favourite things?

There are 61 messages for this day.

<MLimburg> Eating a really nice pie. Yeah, it's a little Twin Peaks for most, but DAMN .. good pie is fantastic.

<MLimburg> And I can't forget Lemon Gelati

<Axolotl> Hey Mort! What up with leaving Orkut?

<JulieK> My favourite things include: silly, a boy, MILK chocolate, art that is done by other people but not me because I am bad, MEP, the smell of oil paints, my fish, and indoors! Hurray Mort!

<JulieK> Also mort did you paint that one? Because it is awesome.

<3Suns> Lukewarm tomato soup, peering at doves, and throwing stones at happy couples.

<guyPaulo> Did MEP get linked from some other popular site again?

<obtuse> There's themes with every caption/name. It's one person, I think.

<JulieK> Damn hooligans!

<guyPaulo> NOIP STRIKES BACK.

<3Suns> Naw, NOIP was funnier, once he got the picture.

<guyPaulo> We need an "Alter-Ego Day," where all the regular monkies post captions anonymously, then we try to figure out who's who.

<Mort> I did not leave Orkut, they seem to have deleted me.

<Pedro Gonzales> guy, if I were looking for your alter ego I would just look for the most sex-filled, lewd, gross (and usually funniest) caption. :-)

<3Suns> Good idea Guy. I think we need more theme days in general. Like when we had meta day. Alter-Ego day, gross-out day, poetry day, movie quote day, obscure reference day...

<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.

<ajiav> *oops!*

<Mort> For spamming?

<Carol> JulieK, I dispute the part about you being "bad at art." (Although I guess I can't argue if you say your own is not your "favorite.")

<ajiav> spamming, hah. what kind of a character do you take me for? i wrote messages in the forum thingy, but that's hardly spamming.

<guyPaulo> Well Mort? What about Friday as a rotating theme day? Just let us know in your daily rant what the theme is, and the regular monkies will riff on it. Also, we promise not to get pithy if newbies don't follow the theme.

BTW: thanks for the nod, Pedro! Alter-ego day may not be that hard to figure out, but it would be fun....

<Mort> JulieK's art is amazing, full stop, period, end of story.

ajiav - Well you were kinda spamming my board.

I was thinking Thursday for theme day, Friday wraps around the weekend.

<apple juice is a verb> ???
Mort, please explain to me in more specific terms what you define as "spamming." I contributed a message or two to the little discussions people were making, and I wrote a testimonial for one or two people. Standard orkut activity, I thought.

<apple juice is a verb> >:(

<3Suns> ajiv, it was a joke about the double-post. If Mort really cared he'd just delete it.

<ajiav> sorry...on edge today. i am moody.

<ajiav> *bows to the ground in humble japanese posture, face slightly red*

<Mort> :) Sorry Ajaiv I was just teasing you for the double-post. Stop being moody, or I'll start ranting about dead ponies and tearing the skin off potatoes.
You don't want that!

<ajiav> I will calm down. Please don't eat potatoes.

<Jellyloo> mmmmm. Potatoes. Ponies.

<Mort> But not both at the same time, that would be dangerous.

<Jellyloo> Dead potatoes and...peeling...the skin off.....ponies? Don't give away your writing theme for tomorrow!

<Mort> Ack! Now I will have to think up something new. What do you suggest I write about?

<Axolotl> I see a common theme for out latest multiple poster: Robert Crumb.

And don't feed the trolls.

<Lauren> ajiav and mort, have you tried e-mailing the orkut help desk? It worked for me. They restored me completely and I didn't even have to rewrite any part of my profile.

<Mort> I emailed them, got a nice automatic response, still waiting...

<Jellyloo> Favorite Thing (#21): Sleep

<Mort> Dreams come after sleep.
I dreamt about MEP last night, how all of your finally began telling me the truth about how my captions suck.
Then I had another dream that I was on some weird Japanese game show, I don't remember much about it, cept it involved tennis.

<jordie3> Gorey, that's another guy you remind me of.

Only he drew pictures.

<Mort> Someone else told me that Jordie, when I showed them this.

...www.mostemailed.com...

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Mort. As long as you still decide the winner for the Wednesday caption contest, no one will actually come out and tell you how much your captions suck.

<Lauren> guy, I am sure you didn't mean that the way it sounds....

<guyPaulo> .....I just screwed myself for the next 12 Wednesdays, didn't I?

<Lauren> Guy, if you could screw yourself all along, why have you been flirting with me?

<ElvisThePelvis> Guys are always looking for a little something new...

<guyPaulo> ...(red faced)....

<guyPaulo> I just like exchanging quips with Lauren because of that haiku-duel we had a few months ago.

<3Suns> Where's yoyo gotten to? I accidentally unjoined the orkut community, and I need him to let me back in!

<Lauren> It's presidents' day.... yoyo might be off on holiday.

And guy, Our haiku phase ... was a very special time ... we'll always have that

<PresidentBush> It's President's Day for goodness sake! Why aren't you all relaxing? It's back to work tomorrow!

<AnnaNicoleSmith> Hello...um...I'm baaaaaaccccccckkkkkk
(hehehe)

<guyPaulo> Haikus brought us close.
But our first love were captions,
which are teh sexy.

<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi mr president!

<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi Lauren, do u remeber me?

<AnnaNicoleSmith> hello....is anyone here?

<AnnaNicoleSmith> if u are going to be mean i will leave

<ssiegel> chihuahuas are my favorite thing.

chihuahuas in booties are just like icing. . .

<bilal> dear send the sexy pic

<Alex> Hi Anna??

<goodes> hi anna

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post