[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 519 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:28Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:27Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:26Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:25Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:24Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:23Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:22Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:20Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:19Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:18Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:17Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:16Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:15Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:14Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:13Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:09Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:08Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:07Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:05Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:04Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:03Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:02Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:01Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:00Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:59Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:58Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:57Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:55Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:54Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:52Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:50Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:49Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:48Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:47Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:46Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:45Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:44Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:43Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:42Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:41Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:40Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:39Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:37Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:35Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:32Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:30Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:26Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:25Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:24Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:23Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:20Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:19Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:18Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:17Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:15Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:14Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:13Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:12Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:11Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:10Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:09Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:05Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:04Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:00Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:59Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:58Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:57Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:56Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:55Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:54Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:53Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:52Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:48Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:47Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:46Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:44Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:42Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:41Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:40Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:39Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:38Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:35Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:34Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:33Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:32Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:31Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:30Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:29Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:28Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:27Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:26Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:25Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:24Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:23Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:22Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:21Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:20Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:18Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:17Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:16Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:15Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:14Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:12Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:11Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:10Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:08Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:06Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:05Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:04Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:03Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:02Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:01Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:00Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:58Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:57Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:56Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:54Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:53Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:52Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:51Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:49Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:47Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:46Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:45Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:44Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:43Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:41Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:37Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:36Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:35Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:33Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:32Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:31Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:30Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:30Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:27Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:26Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:25Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:23Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:22Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:18Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:17Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:15Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:14Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:12Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:11Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:10Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:09Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:08Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:06Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:05Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:04Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:02Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:01Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:00Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:59Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:58Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:57Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:56Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:55Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:54Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:52Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:51Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:50Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:49Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:48Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:47Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:46Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:45Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:44Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:43Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:41Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:40Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:37Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:36Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:34Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:33Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:32Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:30Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:28Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:27Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:26Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:25Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:22Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:21Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:20Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:19Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:16Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:15Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:13Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:12Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:11Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:10Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:05Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:04Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:02Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:01Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:00Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:58Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:57Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:56Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:54Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:53Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:52Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:51Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:50Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:49Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:48Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:47Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:46Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:45Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:43Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:42Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:41Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:40Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:39Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:38Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:37Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:36Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:35Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:34Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:33Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:32Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:30Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:29Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:27Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:25Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:24Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:23Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:22Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:20Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:19Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:17Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:16Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:14Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:13Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:10Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:08Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:07Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:05Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:02Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:01Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:00Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:58Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:56Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:55Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:54Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:53Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:51Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:50Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:49Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:48Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:47Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:46Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:45Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:44Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:43Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:42Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:41Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:40Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:39Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:37Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:35Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:34Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:33Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:31Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:30Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:29Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:27Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:26Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:25Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:24Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:23Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:21Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:20Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:19Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:18Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:17Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:16Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:15Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:14Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:13Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:12Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:11Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:09Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:08Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:07Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:04Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:03Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:02Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:01Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:00Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:59Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:58Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:57Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:56Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:55Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:54Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:53Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:52Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:51Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:48Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:47Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:45Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:44Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:42Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:41Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:39Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:38Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:36Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:35Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:34Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:33Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:32Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:31Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:30Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:29Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:27Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:26Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:24Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:23Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:22Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:20Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:18Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:17Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:16Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:14Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:13Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:12Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:11Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:10Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:08Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:06Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:05Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:03Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:00Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:58Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:57Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:56Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:54Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:53Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:52Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:51Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:50Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:49Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:48Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:47Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:46Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:44Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:43Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:39Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:37Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:34Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:33Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:31Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:29Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:25Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:24Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:23Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:22Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:21Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:20Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:19Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:18Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:16Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:14Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:12Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:08Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:05Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:03Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:01Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:59Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:56Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:55Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:53Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:49Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:47Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:46Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:44Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:42Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:40Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:39Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:38Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:37Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:36Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:35Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:33Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:31Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:30Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:29Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:26Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:20Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:14Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:13Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:12Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:11Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:10Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:07Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:06Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:05Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:04Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:03Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:02Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:01Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:58Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:57Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:53Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:51Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:48Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:43Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:40Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:38Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:36Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:35Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:34Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:33Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:30Caption #694

Board [Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.
<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."
<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...
<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.
<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?
<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.
<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.
<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?
<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?
<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.
<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!
<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.
<yoyology> I always liked the rope.
<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.
<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......
<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.
<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.
<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post