[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:03Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:02Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:01Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:00Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:53Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:36Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:34Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:31Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:29Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:28Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:18Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:59Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:54Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:34Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:29Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:27Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:22Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:21Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:20Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:18Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:16Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:09Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:07Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:06Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:03Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:56Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:53Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:51Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:49Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:37Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:36Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:35Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:29Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:25Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:19Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:15Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:13Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:08Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:01Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:00Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:58Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:54Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:50Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:49Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:46Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:44Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:41Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:37Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:34Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:31Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:26Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:24Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:22Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:20Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:19Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:18Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:17Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:16Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:13Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:03Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:01Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:59Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:58Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:47Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:39Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:38Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:35Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:34Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:27Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:21Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:09Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:06Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:05Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:04Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:02Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:01Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:00Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:59Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:58Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:56Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:55Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:54Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:52Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:51Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:50Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:49Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:48Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:47Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:46Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:45Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:44Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:43Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:41Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:39Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:38Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:36Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:35Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:33Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:32Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:31Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:30Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:29Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:27Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:26Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:25Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:24Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:22Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:21Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:20Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:19Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:15Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:12Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:10Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:09Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:07Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:05Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:03Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:01Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:00Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:58Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:57Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:52Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:50Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:48Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:47Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:46Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:44Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:43Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:42Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:39Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:38Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:35Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:32Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:30Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:28Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:27Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:27Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:26Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:25Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:23Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:21Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:19Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:18Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:16Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:14Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:07Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:06Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:04Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:02Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:57Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:56Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:54Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:52Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:50Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:45Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:41Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:40Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:39Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:38Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:36Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:33Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:31Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:30Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:29Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:28Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:26Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:24Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:22Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:17Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:13Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:07Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:06Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:04Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:02Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:00Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:59Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:57Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:54Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:51Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:49Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:45Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:44Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:41Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:35Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:34Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:31Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:30Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:25Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:24Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:23Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:21Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:20Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:18Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:17Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:16Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:15Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:14Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:11Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:08Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:05Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:03Caption #771

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post