I've seed some pretty bad puns in my day, but if I come across another blooming pun, I'm just going to leaf!
I tell you, it's pandamonium!!
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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<superwoman biatch> Oh that is just so wrong what they did to the baboon...Makes one wonder..what did they do when the camera wasn't around???
<Luminaire> I wonder if that's a boy baboon.
<guyPaulo> Dance, monkey! Dance!
<mypalmike> It's not a boy baboon. It's guy's mom.
<superwoman biatch> 'Ya know I like the familiar saying...if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all. Someone needs a refresher.
<mypalmike> Oops. Sorry. Biatch.
<superwoman biatch> No, wasn't talking about you mypalmike...I like you and can take any critique you might have...it is someone else.
<superwoman biatch> That's ok because he/she/it will feel my wrath tomorrow...I didn't come up with the name superwoman biatch for nothing!! ;)
<mypalmike> I thought you meant I shouldn't say guy's mom looks like a baboon.