Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 466 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:25 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:24 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:23 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:22 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:21 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:20 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:19 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:18 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:17 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:16 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:15 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:14 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:13 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:10 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:09 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:08 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:07 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:06 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:05 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:04 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:03 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:02 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:01 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:00 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:59 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:58 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:57 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:56 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:55 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:54 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:53 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:52 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:51 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:50 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:49 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:48 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:47 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:46 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:45 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:44 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:43 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:42 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:41 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:40 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:39 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:38 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:37 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:36 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:35 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:34 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:33 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:32 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:31 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:30 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:29 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:28 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:27 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:26 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:25 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:24 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:23 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:22 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:21 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:20 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:19 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:18 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:17 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:16 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:15 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:14 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:13 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:12 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:11 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:10 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:09 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:08 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:07 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:06 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:05 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:04 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:03 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:02 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:01 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:00 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:59 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:58 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:57 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:56 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:55 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:54 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:53 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:52 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:51 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:50 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:49 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:48 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:47 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:46 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:45 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:44 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:43 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:42 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:41 Caption #-83

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:40 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:39 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:38 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:37 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:36 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:35 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:34 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:33 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:32 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:31 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:30 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:29 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:28 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:27 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:26 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:25 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:24 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:23 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:22 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:21 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:20 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:19 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:18 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:17 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:16 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:15 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:14 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:13 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:12 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:11 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:10 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:09 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:08 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:07 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:06 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:05 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:04 Caption #-71

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:03 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:02 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:01 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:00 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:59 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:58 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:57 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:56 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:54 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:53 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:52 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:51 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:50 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:49 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:48 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:47 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:46 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:45 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:44 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:43 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:42 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:41 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:40 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:39 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:38 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:37 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:36 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:35 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:34 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:33 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:32 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:31 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:30 Caption #

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:44 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:43 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:42 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:40 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:39 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:38 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:37 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:36 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:35 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:34 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:33 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:32 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:31 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:30 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:29 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:27 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:26 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:25 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:24 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:23 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:22 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:21 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:20 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:19 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:18 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:17 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:16 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:15 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:14 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:13 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:12 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:11 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:10 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:09 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:08 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:07 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:06 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:05 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:04 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:03 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:02 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:01 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:00 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:59 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:57 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:55 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:54 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:53 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:52 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:51 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:50 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:49 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:48 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:47 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:46 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:45 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:44 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:43 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:42 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:41 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:40 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:39 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:38 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:37 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:36 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:35 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:34 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:33 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:32 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:31 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:30 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:29 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:28 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:27 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:26 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:25 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:24 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:23 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:22 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:21 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:20 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:19 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:18 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:17 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:16 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:15 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:14 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:13 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:11 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:10 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:09 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:08 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:06 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:05 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:04 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:03 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:02 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:01 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:00 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:59 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:58 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:57 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:56 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:55 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:54 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:53 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:52 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:51 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:50 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:49 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:48 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:47 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:46 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:45 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:44 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:43 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:42 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:41 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:40 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:38 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:37 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:36 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:35 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:34 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:33 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:32 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:31 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:30 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:29 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:28 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:27 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:26 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:25 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:24 Caption #-55

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:23 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:22 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:21 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:20 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:19 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:17 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:16 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:15 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:14 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:13 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:12 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:11 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:10 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:09 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:08 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:07 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:06 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:05 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:04 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:03 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:02 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:01 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:00 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:59 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:58 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:57 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:56 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:55 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:54 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:53 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:52 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:50 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:49 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:48 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:47 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:46 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:45 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:44 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:43 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:42 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:41 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:40 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:39 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:38 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:37 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:36 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:35 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:34 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:33 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:32 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:31 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:30 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:29 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:28 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:27 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:26 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:25 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:24 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:23 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:22 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:21 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:20 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:19 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:18 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:15 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:14 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:13 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:12 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:11 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:10 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:09 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:08 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:07 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:06 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:05 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:04 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:03 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:02 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:01 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:00 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:59 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:58 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:57 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:56 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:55 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:54 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:53 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:52 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:51 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:50 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:48 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:47 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:46 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:45 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:44 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:43 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:42 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:40 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:39 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:38 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:37 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:35 Caption #-47

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:34 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:33 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:32 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:31 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:29 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:28 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:27 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:26 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:25 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:24 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:23 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:22 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:21 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:20 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:19 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:18 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:17 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:16 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:15 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:14 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:13 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:12 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:11 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:10 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:09 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:08 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:07 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:06 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:05 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:04 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:03 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:02 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:01 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:57:00 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:59 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:58 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:57 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:56 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:55 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:54 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:53 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:52 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:51 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:50 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:49 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:48 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:47 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:46 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:45 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:44 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:43 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:42 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:56:41 Caption #119

Board

[Post Message]

There are 37 messages for this day.

<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!

<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.

<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort

<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.

<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<josh > can you tell me what this is all about

<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?

<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....

<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.

<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...

<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.

<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)

<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen

<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''

<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?

<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)

<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!

<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.

<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.

<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.

<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?

<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..

<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.

<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.

<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.

<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...

<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.

<Mort> :)

<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?

<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post