[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Boy, when I get this hot

I find nothing more refreshing than removing all my clothes

and blowing a cool breeze over all my hot areas!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:41Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:40Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:39Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:38Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:37Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:36Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:35Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:34Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:32Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:31Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:30Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:29Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:25Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:22Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:20Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:19Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:18Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:17Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:16Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:15Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:14Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:13Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:12Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:11Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:10Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:09Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:08Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:07Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:06Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:05Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:03Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:01Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:00Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:59Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:58Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:56Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:55Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:54Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:53Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:52Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:51Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:50Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:47Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:46Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:44Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:42Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:40Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:39Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:38Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:37Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:36Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:35Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:34Caption #843

Board [Post Message]

I actually like this one for a change, it's semi autobiographical. It's way too hot everywhere in the world right now. Someone needs to go turn the sun down, I am sure during winter some guy felt too cold and totally yanked the solar thermostat way high. They are probably very embarrassed right now, but they should get over it and go turn it back down.

I noticed a few captions in Spanish today, which is very cool. I am going to add an auto translator so that everyone can at least read the captions in a common babelesque tongue.


There are 5 messages for this day.
<Mort> You might notice the top menu bar now...
I added a bad auto translator (the best kind), just so your captions can be wonderfully mistranslated all around the world.

Also I added a daily fortune/tatot card, to help you work out how to traverse the challenges of your day.

Let me know what you think or if you find any bugs.

<Luminaire> I don't know what you're talking about -- it's freezing over here.
<stan41> a really cool idea. keep it coming!
<Boogers> MS Paint Pr0n
<Boogers> ...www.iveseenbigger.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post