[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Boy, when I get this hot

I find nothing more refreshing than removing all my clothes

and blowing a cool breeze over all my hot areas!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 125 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:42Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:41Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:40Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:39Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:38Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:37Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:35Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:34Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:33Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:32Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:31Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:30Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:29Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:28Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:27Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:26Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:25Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:24Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:23Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:22Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:19Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:18Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:17Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:16Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:15Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:14Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:13Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:12Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:10Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:09Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:08Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:07Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:06Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:05Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:04Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:03Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:02Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:01Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:00Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:59Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:58Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:57Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:56Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:55Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:54Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:53Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:51Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:50Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:49Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:48Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:47Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:45Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:44Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:43Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:42Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:41Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:40Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:39Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:36Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:35Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:34Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:33Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:32Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:31Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:30Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:29Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:28Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:27Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:26Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:25Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:23Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:22Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:21Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:19Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:17Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:14Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:11Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:10Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:09Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:07Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:06Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:05Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:04Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:03Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:02Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:01Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:00Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:59Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:58Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:57Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:56Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:55Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:54Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:53Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:52Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:51Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:50Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:49Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:48Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:47Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:46Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:43Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:42Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:41Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:40Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:39Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:38Caption #398

Board [Post Message]

I actually like this one for a change, it's semi autobiographical. It's way too hot everywhere in the world right now. Someone needs to go turn the sun down, I am sure during winter some guy felt too cold and totally yanked the solar thermostat way high. They are probably very embarrassed right now, but they should get over it and go turn it back down.

I noticed a few captions in Spanish today, which is very cool. I am going to add an auto translator so that everyone can at least read the captions in a common babelesque tongue.


There are 5 messages for this day.
<Mort> You might notice the top menu bar now...
I added a bad auto translator (the best kind), just so your captions can be wonderfully mistranslated all around the world.

Also I added a daily fortune/tatot card, to help you work out how to traverse the challenges of your day.

Let me know what you think or if you find any bugs.

<Luminaire> I don't know what you're talking about -- it's freezing over here.
<stan41> a really cool idea. keep it coming!
<Boogers> MS Paint Pr0n
<Boogers> ...www.iveseenbigger.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post