Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?

(Reuters)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 244 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:32 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:30 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:29 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:27 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:26 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:25 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:24 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:19 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:17 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:16 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:12 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:09 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:05 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:04 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:03 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:02 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:00 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:56 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:53 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:46 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:44 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:43 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:42 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:37 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:31 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:29 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:28 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:27 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:23 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:22 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:20 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:14 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:08 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:07 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:06 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:03 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:59 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:58 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:57 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:47 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:46 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:45 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:44 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:43 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:42 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:39 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:36 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:35 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:31 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:30 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:25 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:23 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:22 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:15 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:14 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:09 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:07 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:06 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:05 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:04 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:02 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:59 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:54 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:53 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:48 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:42 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:36 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:35 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:34 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:31 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:29 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:28 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:26 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:25 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:20 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:12 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:10 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:09 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:06 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:05 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:04 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:03 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:54 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:46 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:45 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:44 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:43 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:42 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:40 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:32 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:21 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:19 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:18 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:17 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:10 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:09 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:08 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:07 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:05 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:57 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:54 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:53 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:52 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:51 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:49 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:48 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:47 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:44 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:43 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:42 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:40 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:37 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:34 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:33 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:32 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:31 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:21 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:20 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:17 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:15 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:14 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:07 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:59 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:56 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:53 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:52 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:51 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:50 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:49 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:48 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:47 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:46 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:44 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:43 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:42 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:39 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:38 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:37 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:32 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:31 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:28 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:27 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:22 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:21 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:19 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:17 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:16 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:14 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:13 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:12 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:10 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:06 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:04 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:01 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:00 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:59 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:55 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:53 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:51 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:50 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:49 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:45 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:40 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:37 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:36 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:35 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:31 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:30 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:29 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:28 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:27 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:22 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:21 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:17 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:15 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:14 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:11 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:10 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:09 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:08 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:07 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:06 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:04 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:03 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:01 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:00 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:59 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:58 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:53 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:45 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:44 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:42 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:41 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:40 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:37 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:36 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:34 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:33 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:32 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:19 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:18 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:15 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:14 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:12 Caption #-60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:10 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:09 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:08 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:06 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:04 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:02 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:01 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:00 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:59 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:49 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:48 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:47 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:43 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:42 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:40 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:37 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:36 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:33 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:32 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:29 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:25 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:20 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:16 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:14 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:13 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:11 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:10 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:08 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:05 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:02 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:56 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:52 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:48 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:44 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:43 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:42 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:34 Caption #0

Board

[Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)

There are 43 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....

<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.

<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...

<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?

<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly

<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.

<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all

<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?

<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!

<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!

<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-

<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku

<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits

<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept

<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full

<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.

<mrs. mort> :)

<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us

<mrs. mort>
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act

<Jmofwiw>
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?

<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?

<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails

<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back

<mrs. mort>
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.

<mrs. mort>
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face

<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity

<mrs. mort>
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real

<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us

<mrs. mort>
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives

<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self

<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort>
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey

<mrs. mort>
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here

<Lauren to mrs mort>
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you

<ajiav> that was fun to watch.

<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!

<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock

<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded

<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.

<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post