[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 252 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:59Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:55Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:53Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:51Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:50Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:47Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:44Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:42Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:40Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:35Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:27Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:25Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:23Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:22Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:20Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:19Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:15Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:13Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:12Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:11Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:08Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:06Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:05Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:04Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:02Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:00Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:59Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:55Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:53Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:52Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:51Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:49Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:48Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:47Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:43Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:42Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:40Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:38Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:37Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:36Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:35Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:32Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:27Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:25Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:23Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:15Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:11Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:10Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:05Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:04Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:02Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:01Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:55Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:39Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:32Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:30Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:23Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:21Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:20Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:15Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:12Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:07Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:06Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:03Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:01Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:51Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:47Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:46Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:45Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:42Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:36Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:34Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:27Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:26Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:25Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:20Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:19Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:18Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:15Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:07Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:03Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:01Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:00Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:59Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:55Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:53Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:52Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:51Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:46Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:43Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:42Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:38Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:31Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:29Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:28Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:26Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:24Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:20Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:17Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:14Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:12Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:11Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:04Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:01Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:56Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:55Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:54Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:52Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:49Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:48Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:47Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:43Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:39Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:35Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:34Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:33Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:31Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:30Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:25Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:17Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:15Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:53Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:49Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:47Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:43Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:39Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:35Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:32Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:29Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:27Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:26Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:23Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:19Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:18Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:07Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:05Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:59Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:58Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:56Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:51Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:43Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:40Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:35Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:31Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:27Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:25Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:24Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:23Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:18Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:15Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:13Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:12Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:11Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:07Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:05Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:04Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:03Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:01Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:59Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:58Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:55Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:52Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:48Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:41Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:40Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:35Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:31Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:28Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:26Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:24Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:23Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:22Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:21Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:13Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:11Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:10Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:08Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:07Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:06Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:03Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:54Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:53Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:51Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:48Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:47Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:46Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:45Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:39Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:34Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:28Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:24Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:19Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:18Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:12Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:03Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:01Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:59Caption #674

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post