[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 322 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:05Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:03Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:02Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:01Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:00Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:58Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:57Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:56Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:55Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:54Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:53Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:52Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:50Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:48Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:47Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:46Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:45Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:44Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:43Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:42Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:41Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:40Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:39Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:37Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:36Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:35Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:34Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:33Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:32Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:30Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:29Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:28Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:27Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:26Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:25Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:24Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:23Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:22Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:19Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:17Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:16Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:15Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:14Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:13Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:09Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:08Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:07Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:06Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:05Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:04Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:03Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:02Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:01Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:59Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:58Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:57Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:56Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:55Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:54Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:53Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:52Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:48Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:44Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:43Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:38Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:32Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:31Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:30Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:25Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:23Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:21Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:20Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:19Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:18Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:17Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:14Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:13Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:12Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:11Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:10Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:09Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:08Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:07Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:05Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:04Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:03Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:02Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:01Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:00Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:59Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:58Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:57Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:55Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:54Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:52Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:51Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:50Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:49Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:48Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:46Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:45Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:43Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:42Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:41Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:40Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:39Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:38Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:37Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:36Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:35Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:34Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:33Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:32Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:31Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:30Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:29Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:28Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:26Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:25Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:24Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:19Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:17Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:15Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:14Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:13Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:10Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:07Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:04Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:03Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:02Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:00Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:58Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:55Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:54Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:53Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:52Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:48Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:45Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:44Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:43Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:42Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:41Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:40Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:39Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:37Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:36Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:35Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:34Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:28Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:27Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:25Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:22Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:21Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:20Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:19Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:18Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:16Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:15Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:14Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:13Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:12Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:08Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:06Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:04Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:01Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:00Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:59Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:58Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:57Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:56Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:54Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:52Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:50Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:47Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:46Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:45Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:41Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:40Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:38Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:34Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:33Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:32Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:31Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:30Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:29Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:26Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:25Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:24Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:22Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:21Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:20Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:18Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:17Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:16Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:15Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:13Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:10Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:05Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:03Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:02Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:00Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:59Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:55Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:50Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:49Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:48Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:46Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:42Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:40Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:38Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:37Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:36Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:34Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:30Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:29Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:26Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:25Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:24Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:23Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:21Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:19Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:17Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:16Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:12Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:11Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:10Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:07Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:06Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:01Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:00Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:57Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #8

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post