[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 307 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:57Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:56Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:55Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:54Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:53Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:52Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:51Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:50Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:38Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:36Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:32Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:28Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:26Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:25Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:21Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:18Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:17Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:16Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:14Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:13Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:12Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:11Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:09Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:08Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:07Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:06Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:05Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:03Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:02Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:00Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:59Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:58Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:57Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:56Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:55Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:54Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:52Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:51Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:50Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:49Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:49Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:46Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:45Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:44Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:40Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:39Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:37Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:35Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:34Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:33Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:32Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:27Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:26Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:25Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:22Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:21Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:18Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:17Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:10Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:03Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:02Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:59Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:57Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:55Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:51Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:45Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:42Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:40Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:35Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:32Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:27Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:21Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:18Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:17Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:15Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:14Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:12Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:10Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:09Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:07Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:06Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:01Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:52Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:49Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:43Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:41Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:37Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:36Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:35Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:33Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:29Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:27Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:24Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:15Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:03Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:59Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:57Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:55Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:54Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:51Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:47Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:46Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:45Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:43Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:42Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:41Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:40Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:39Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:35Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:26Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:23Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:21Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:18Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:16Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:10Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:06Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:05Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:03Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:02Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:01Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:59Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:57Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:55Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:51Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:48Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:46Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:44Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:43Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:38Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:36Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:35Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:33Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:26Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:18Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:15Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:14Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:11Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:07Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:03Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:59Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:56Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:54Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:47Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:44Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:43Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:39Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:37Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:35Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:34Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:33Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:30Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:25Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:23Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:18Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:17Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:08Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:06Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:03Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:02Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:00Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:52Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:48Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:47Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:46Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:45Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:38Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:35Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:34Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:30Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:27Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:23Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:19Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:18Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:14Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:06Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:56Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:54Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:53Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:52Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:42Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:36Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:33Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:32Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:31Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:30Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:28Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:27Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:25Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:23Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:10Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:05Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:03Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:01Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:59Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:57Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:55Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:48Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:43Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:39Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:37Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:36Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:35Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:32Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:31Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:29Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:27Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:26Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:25Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:24Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:21Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:20Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:17Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:16Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:11Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:08Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:06Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:05Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:04Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:03Caption #914

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post