[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 228 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:21Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:19Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:18Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:06Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:05Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:04Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:03Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:51Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:44Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:39Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:38Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:37Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:36Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:35Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:34Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:33Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:25Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:14Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:11Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:10Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:09Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:08Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:06Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:04Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:02Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:42Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:40Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:39Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:37Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:36Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:27Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:26Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:14Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:59Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:52Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:50Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:49Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:47Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:46Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:45Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:44Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:39Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:37Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:34Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:31Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:30Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:28Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:25Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:24Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:22Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:21Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:20Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:19Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:18Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:14Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:13Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:12Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:11Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:10Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:09Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:08Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:06Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:00Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:59Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:51Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:40Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:31Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:24Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:23Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:20Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:17Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:10Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:07Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:02Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:01Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:00Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:59Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:58Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:56Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:54Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:52Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:51Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:37Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:31Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:28Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:27Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:26Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:25Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:23Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:22Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:19Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:18Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:06Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:05Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:55Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:52Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:50Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:40Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:30Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:29Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:27Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:25Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:24Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:23Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:21Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:18Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:17Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:16Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:15Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:12Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:11Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:10Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:04Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:03Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:01Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:00Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:57Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:56Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:55Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:54Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:52Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:49Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:44Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:34Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:30Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:27Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:25Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:15Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:14Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:11Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:07Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:06Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:56Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:52Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:47Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:45Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:43Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:34Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:30Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:25Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:22Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:21Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:10Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:08Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:06Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:53Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:52Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:46Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:45Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:42Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:32Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:30Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:26Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:22Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:20Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:17Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:16Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:12Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:07Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:05Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:03Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:02Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:01Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:00Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:59Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:57Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:53Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:50Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:44Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:42Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:41Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:39Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:37Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:29Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:28Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:27Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:24Caption #548

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post