Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004

by Mort

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The naked lady only made...

...John Kerry laugh, but...

...he was secretly aroused by the sumo wrestlers.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Man, I wouldn't put my hand there, it's got to be dripping with under sumo-boob sweat.

There are 11 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Why do the sumo wrestlers in america wear shorts?

<yoyology> Dear merciful heavens. What is wrong with that woman?

<obtuse> The nictating membrane (third eyelid) is very pronounced in this particular species of feline.

<3Suns> If that's a feline, there are a few other noticable differences from the norm...

<Mort> As much could be said if it were human.

<JulieK> That lady's face is creepy.

<yoyology> I believe that Axolotl would tell you that the word is spelled "nictitating".

Not that he'd ever be pedantic and snotty, but I sure can!

...define.ansme.com...

<obtuse> I went to all the trouble of looking it up, but didn't bother to spell it right. Typical of me.

<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

Now I'm hungry for a frozen treat of blood and vegetables too...

<Lauren> The polar bear bears an uncanny resemblance to my dog, who is a vegetarian.

<kobold47> Her eyes are kinda like Julie's

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