[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The naked lady only made...

...John Kerry laugh, but...

...he was secretly aroused by the sumo wrestlers.
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 106 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:53Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:52Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:51Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:48Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:46Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:45Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:44Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:42Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:38Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:33Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:29Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:26Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:24Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:23Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:22Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:18Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:17Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:13Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:12Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:11Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:10Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:07Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:06Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:05Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:04Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:03Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:02Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:01Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:58Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:54Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:53Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:52Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:51Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:50Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:46Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:44Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:43Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:40Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:38Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:37Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:36Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:36Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:33Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:30Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:29Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:26Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:24Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:23Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:22Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:21Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:20Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:19Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:18Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:17Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:16Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:14Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:11Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:05Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:04Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:03Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:02Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:01Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:59Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:58Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:57Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:56Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:54Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:53Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:51Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:50Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:49Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:48Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:47Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:46Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:43Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:38Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:34Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:33Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:32Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:30Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:29Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:26Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:23Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:22Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:19Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:18Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:17Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:13Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:12Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:11Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:10Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:09Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:08Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:07Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:06Caption #437

Board [Post Message]

Man, I wouldn't put my hand there, it's got to be dripping with under sumo-boob sweat.

There are 11 messages for this day.
<ElvisThePelvis> Why do the sumo wrestlers in america wear shorts?
<yoyology> Dear merciful heavens. What is wrong with that woman?
<obtuse> The nictating membrane (third eyelid) is very pronounced in this particular species of feline.
<3Suns> If that's a feline, there are a few other noticable differences from the norm...
<Mort> As much could be said if it were human.
<JulieK> That lady's face is creepy.
<yoyology> I believe that Axolotl would tell you that the word is spelled "nictitating".

Not that he'd ever be pedantic and snotty, but I sure can!

...define.ansme.com...

<obtuse> I went to all the trouble of looking it up, but didn't bother to spell it right. Typical of me.
<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

Now I'm hungry for a frozen treat of blood and vegetables too...

<Lauren> The polar bear bears an uncanny resemblance to my dog, who is a vegetarian.
<kobold47> Her eyes are kinda like Julie's


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post