[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 55 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:44Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:43Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:42Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:41Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:40Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:39Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:38Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:37Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:36Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:35Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:34Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:31Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:25Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:14Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:10Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:07Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:06Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:05Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:04Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:03Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:02Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:50Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:48Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:37Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:36Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:35Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:34Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:33Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:32Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:17Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:16Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:14Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:13Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:12Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:11Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:10Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:05Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:49Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:46Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:43Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:42Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:40Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:39Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:37Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:36Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:35Caption #220

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post