[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 389 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:47Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:46Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:45Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:44Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:43Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:42Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:41Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:39Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:38Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:37Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:36Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:34Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:33Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:32Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:31Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:29Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:26Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:25Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:22Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:21Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:20Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:17Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:11Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:10Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:09Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:08Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:06Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:05Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:03Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:01Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:00Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:58Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:57Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:56Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:53Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:51Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:45Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:40Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:36Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:35Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:31Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:27Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:26Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:24Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:23Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:22Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:20Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:17Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:15Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:11Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:09Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:08Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:07Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:06Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:05Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:04Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:02Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:01Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:00Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:58Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:57Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:56Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:52Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:51Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:46Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:43Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:42Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:41Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:40Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:39Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:38Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:37Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:36Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:35Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:34Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:31Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:30Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:29Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:28Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:27Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:26Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:25Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:24Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:23Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:22Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:21Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:20Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:19Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:16Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:14Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:13Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:10Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:09Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:08Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:05Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:04Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:03Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:00Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:58Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:54Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:53Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:52Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:51Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:50Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:49Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:47Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:46Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:44Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:41Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:40Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:39Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:38Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:36Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:35Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:34Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:32Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:31Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:29Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:28Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:27Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:26Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:25Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:23Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:21Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:20Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:18Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:16Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:12Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:11Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:07Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:06Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:03Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:02Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:01Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:00Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:57Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:54Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:53Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:52Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:50Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:48Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:47Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:42Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:40Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:39Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:37Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:36Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:35Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:34Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:33Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:32Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:29Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:27Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:25Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:20Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:18Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:14Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:13Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:12Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:11Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:10Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:09Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:06Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:05Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:04Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:02Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:01Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:00Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:56Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:53Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:50Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:47Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:46Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:45Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:41Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:39Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:38Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:36Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:35Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:33Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:30Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:27Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:26Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:25Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:24Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:20Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:16Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:15Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:10Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:09Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:05Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:04Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:57Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:56Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:52Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:50Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:46Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:45Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:43Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:42Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:41Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:36Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:35Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:34Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:33Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:32Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:31Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:30Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:29Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:27Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:26Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:25Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:24Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:19Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:15Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:14Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:13Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:10Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:05Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:03Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:01Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:00Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:58Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:57Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:53Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:51Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:50Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:49Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:44Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:43Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:42Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:40Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:39Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:38Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:37Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:35Caption #
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:34Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:29Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:24Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:22Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:21Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:20Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:18Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:15Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:14Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:10Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:09Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:05Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:04Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:03Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:02Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:58Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:54Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:53Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:52Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:49Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:47Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:44Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:43Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:42Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:39Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:38Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:35Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:34Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:32Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:26Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:18Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:15Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:14Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:11Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:07Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:06Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:05Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:03Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker23:58:00Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:57Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:52Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:51Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:49Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:48Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:47Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:45Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:44Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:42Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:41Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:39Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:38Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:37Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:36Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:35Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:32Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:30Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:29Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:28Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:27Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:25Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:24Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:22Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:21Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:19Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:15Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:12Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:11Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:10Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:09Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:08Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:07Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:06Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:05Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:04Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:03Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:57:01Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:53Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:50Caption #291

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post