[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 171 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:14Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:11Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:10Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:09Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:08Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:07Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:04Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:03Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:59Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:58Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:56Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:54Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:50Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:47Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:45Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:44Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:43Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:41Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:40Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:39Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:38Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:37Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:36Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:35Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:34Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:33Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:32Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:31Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:30Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:28Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:26Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:25Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:24Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:23Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:22Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:20Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:18Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:16Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:15Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:14Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:13Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:12Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:09Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:08Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:07Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:06Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:04Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:03Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:02Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:00Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:58Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:57Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:54Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:53Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:52Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:51Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:50Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:49Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:47Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:46Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:45Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:44Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:43Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:42Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:41Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:40Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:39Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:37Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:35Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:34Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:33Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:32Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:30Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:29Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:28Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:27Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:26Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:24Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:23Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:22Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:20Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:19Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:18Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:15Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:13Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:12Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:11Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:10Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:08Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:07Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:04Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:03Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:01Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:00Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:59Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:58Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:57Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:56Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:55Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:54Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:53Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:52Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:50Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:49Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:48Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:47Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:46Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:45Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:43Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:42Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:41Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:40Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:38Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:37Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:36Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:34Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:33Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:32Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:31Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:30Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:29Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:28Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:27Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:26Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:25Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:24Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:23Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:22Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:21Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:20Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:17Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:16Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:15Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:14Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:13Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:12Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:11Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:10Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:09Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:07Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:06Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:05Caption #839

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post