[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 235 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:18Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:17Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:10Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:02Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:01Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:00Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:57Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:43Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:36Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:35Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:32Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:31Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:30Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:28Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:26Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:14Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:11Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:58Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:49Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:39Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:33Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:32Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:31Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:29Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:25Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:24Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:11Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:09Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:05Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:04Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:57Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:56Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:53Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:48Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:38Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:35Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:21Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:20Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:17Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:10Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:03Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:58Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:52Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:47Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:46Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:41Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:40Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:38Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:36Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:24Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:22Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:21Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:15Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:07Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:00Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:55Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:53Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:50Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:46Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:45Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:41Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:40Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:39Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:28Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:26Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:20Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:18Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:15Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:13Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:12Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:03Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:59Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:58Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:55Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:53Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:50Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:45Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:40Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:36Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:27Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:25Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:24Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:23Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:20Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:18Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:16Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:10Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:04Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:03Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:02Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:59Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:53Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:49Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:48Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:47Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:44Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:40Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:39Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:34Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:28Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:24Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:21Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:19Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:18Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:16Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:15Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:13Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:08Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:04Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:03Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:02Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:59Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:54Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:53Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:49Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:48Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:43Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:38Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:36Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:34Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:33Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:32Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:30Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:29Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:28Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:23Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:18Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:15Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:13Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:11Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:09Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:08Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:04Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:03Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:59Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:55Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:54Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:53Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:52Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:51Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:50Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:48Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:47Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:43Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:42Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:41Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:40Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:39Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:38Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:37Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:36Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:34Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:33Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:30Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:29Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:28Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:26Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:25Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:24Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:23Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:22Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:21Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:19Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:17Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:13Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:10Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:04Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:04Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:02Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:01Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:00Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:59Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:58Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:57Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:56Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:55Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:54Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:53Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:51Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:49Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:46Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:45Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:41Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:34Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:29Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:18Caption #223

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post