[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Wait a second, I think I just sprung a leak.

Oh no! It's gushing!

Ah! That shower was so refreshing.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 348 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:49Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:48Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:46Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:43Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:40Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:39Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:38Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:35Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:33Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:32Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:29Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:28Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:27Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:26Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:25Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:23Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:22Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:21Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:19Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:18Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:15Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:14Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:12Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:11Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:09Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:08Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:06Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:04Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:04Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:02Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:00Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:59Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:58Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:57Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:56Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:55Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:54Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:53Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:51Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:50Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:49Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:45Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:44Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:42Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:41Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:40Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:37Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:36Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:35Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:34Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:33Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:28Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:27Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:25Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:24Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:23Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:22Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:17Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:16Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:15Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:14Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:12Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:11Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:10Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:09Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:06Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:05Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:03Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:02Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:00Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:58Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:57Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:53Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:52Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:51Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:44Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:42Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:41Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:37Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:36Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:35Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:32Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:31Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:30Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:27Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:25Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:24Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:23Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:22Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:21Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:18Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:17Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:15Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:13Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:11Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:08Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:07Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:06Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:04Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:02Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:01Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:59Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:58Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:57Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:56Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:54Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:53Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:52Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:48Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:46Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:45Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:41Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:38Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:37Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:35Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:32Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:31Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:28Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:27Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:25Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:24Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:22Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:21Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:20Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:19Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:18Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:17Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:16Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:15Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:14Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:13Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:11Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:10Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:09Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:08Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:06Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:05Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:04Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:03Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:01Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:56Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:55Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:53Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:51Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:49Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:44Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:41Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:34Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:31Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:27Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:23Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:22Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:21Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:20Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:15Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:13Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:12Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:10Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:08Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:07Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:06Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:05Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:03Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:01Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:58Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:56Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:54Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:52Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:51Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:44Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:40Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:39Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:35Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:34Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:32Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:27Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:25Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:17Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:16Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:06Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:57Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:55Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:54Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:51Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:48Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:43Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:37Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:36Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:35Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:34Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:33Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:31Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:26Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:21Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:19Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:17Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:14Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:11Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:10Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:06Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:05Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:04Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:58Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:57Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:53Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:52Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:51Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:50Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:49Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:46Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:44Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:42Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:40Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:39Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:37Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:36Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:35Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:30Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:28Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:27Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:23Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:19Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:16Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:05Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:03Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:01Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:00Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:54Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:52Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:43Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:40Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:39Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:38Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:35Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:30Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:29Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:22Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:18Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:17Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:16Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:15Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:13Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:12Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:11Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:10Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:08Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:05Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:03Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:00Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:58Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:57Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:56Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:53Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:52Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:49Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:47Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:45Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:44Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:43Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:40Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:39Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:34Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:30Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:29Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:26Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:24Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:20Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:14Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:11Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:07Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:05Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:59Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:54Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:51Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:50Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:49Caption #693

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the lame caption.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> keep that head up dude .. if there's anything we caption monkeys can do, just hollar
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...I've hit a few disasters in the past year. Hang in there, handle what needs to be handled, look beyond to the time when things are better, and give a shout out if you need help.
<guyPaulo> Yes Mort, if you need any help which involves giggling perverts writing funny stories about unrelated pictures of bikinis, primates, or kittens, then give the caption monkies a call.
<Pedro Gonzales> Michael J. Fox is the kind of cheery celeb that can improve all our spirits. I was just reminded of him in Teen Wolf when I was looking at the last caption
<No one in particular> We've all been there. Many of the regs. will say I started there, and never left!
<guyPaulo> Actually NOIP, if you stay on any longer, YOU'll be considered a regular.
<yoyology> So, what are the chances that Mariah Carey and Mary Carey are related?
...search.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Related? I think they may be the same person!! Why did I never notice this before?
<Mort> Thanks for the support and the funny captions. I just found out for sure just now that something got very screwed, but I'll deal with it.
<mypalmike> Michael J. Fox is "Ghandi's Last Remaining Kidney".
<yoyology> I think this is officially "soap innuendo day".
<yoyology> Lauren, are you boycotting the captions today in protest of the objectification of the Brazilian Beach Beauty?
<guyPaulo> Mort, put some more hunky soccer players up for Lauren's sake.
<Lauren> Hi all. I lost my wallet and realized that I have no ID to prove I am not an Arab terrorist, so I spent a frustrating day trying to find out how to get some State-issued proof of identity before my flight next Friday. And I was boycotting that the BBB (who I think should lay off the carbs and work out a bit before she becomes truly beefy).
<mypalmike> I also am boycotting the Better Business Bureau.
<Carol> Hee hee! Good luck Lauren, and of course Mort. Lauren, I would guess you're a little more fat-phobic than a lot of the male population, based on the history of remarks.
<Carol> Regarding bikini curvature, that is (our primary source of response data).
<Duk> aasd
<Duk>  credit libanais
credit libanais bank
banque credit libanais
credit libanais sal
credit libanaise
centre ville libanais
visa libanais
visa libanaise pdf
tourisme libanais
banque libanais
universite libanais
universite libanaise
arabe libanais
restaurant libanais
<Duk> [URL=...culiout.info... libanais[/URL]
<Duk> [URL=...culiout.info...
<Duk> ...culiout.info...
<Duk> 

...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...
...culiout.info...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post