[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/30/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Charlton Heston, with well practiced stealth and skill, snuck up on the endangered cheetah. Breathing in slowly, he teased the trigger of his rifle and prepared to shoot the cheetah at point-blank range.

Peace and mercy flashed through Charlton's mind for the first time in years. The big cat was too rare and beautiful... the hunt too easy to be satisfying. The cheetah was simply no threat to him.

Charlton Heston slowly backed off and went to hunt down a far more numerous prey -- one which threated his gun loving way of life.

Damn un-American commie anti-republicans.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 92 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:25Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:24Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:23Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:22Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:21Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:19Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:18Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:17Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:16Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:15Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:13Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:12Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:10Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:09Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:08Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:07Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:06Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:05Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:04Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:03Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:02Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:01Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:00Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:59Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:58Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:57Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:57Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:55Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:54Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:53Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:52Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:51Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:50Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:49Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:48Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:47Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:46Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:45Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:44Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:43Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:42Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:41Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:39Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:38Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:35Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:27Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:26Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:25Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:24Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:23Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:21Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:20Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:18Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:17Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:16Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:15Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:14Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:13Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:11Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:09Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:07Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:04Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:03Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:01Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:59Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:58Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:57Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:56Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:55Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:50Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:48Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:47Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:46Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:42Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:41Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:40Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:38Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:37Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:36Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:35Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:34Caption #858

Board [Post Message]

This is a salute to Chucky Heston and his many years of service to the NRA, or maybe it is quite the opposite. The photo of the purple bear has been in for 3 days so it gets bumped out, with the bush unsupporters replacing it.

The url http://www.mostemailed.com/ now works instead of mostemailed.xidus.net, the message board and new voting system seems to be working out fine.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Mort> YOU ARE LIVE ON NEW YORK TIMES
Just letting you know that the website was mentioned in the Circuits section of the New York times today.

Wave to your parents folks they might be watching...

(Hi Dad!)

<mypalmike> Congrats, Mort.
<Luminaire> Hello New York! Hi Mom and Dad and all the Luminaire siblings!

(p.s. I'm single!)

<Mort> Does this look like a dating service to you??

If you can manage to mention why someone should date you whilst being true to the images, then go for it Luminaire.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post