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Most Emailed Photos - 07/30/2003 by Mort
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Charlton Heston, with well practiced stealth and skill, snuck up on the endangered cheetah. Breathing in slowly, he teased the trigger of his rifle and prepared to shoot the cheetah at point-blank range.

Peace and mercy flashed through Charlton's mind for the first time in years. The big cat was too rare and beautiful... the hunt too easy to be satisfying. The cheetah was simply no threat to him.

Charlton Heston slowly backed off and went to hunt down a far more numerous prey -- one which threated his gun loving way of life.

Damn un-American commie anti-republicans.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This is a salute to Chucky Heston and his many years of service to the NRA, or maybe it is quite the opposite. The photo of the purple bear has been in for 3 days so it gets bumped out, with the bush unsupporters replacing it.

The url http://www.mostemailed.com/ now works instead of mostemailed.xidus.net, the message board and new voting system seems to be working out fine.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Mort> YOU ARE LIVE ON NEW YORK TIMES
Just letting you know that the website was mentioned in the Circuits section of the New York times today.

Wave to your parents folks they might be watching...

(Hi Dad!)

<mypalmike> Congrats, Mort.
<Luminaire> Hello New York! Hi Mom and Dad and all the Luminaire siblings!

(p.s. I'm single!)

<Mort> Does this look like a dating service to you??

If you can manage to mention why someone should date you whilst being true to the images, then go for it Luminaire.


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