[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/30/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Charlton Heston, with well practiced stealth and skill, snuck up on the endangered cheetah. Breathing in slowly, he teased the trigger of his rifle and prepared to shoot the cheetah at point-blank range.

Peace and mercy flashed through Charlton's mind for the first time in years. The big cat was too rare and beautiful... the hunt too easy to be satisfying. The cheetah was simply no threat to him.

Charlton Heston slowly backed off and went to hunt down a far more numerous prey -- one which threated his gun loving way of life.

Damn un-American commie anti-republicans.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 223 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:45Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:44Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:43Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:42Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:39Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:38Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:37Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:36Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:34Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:32Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:31Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:30Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:29Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:28Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:27Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:26Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:25Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:24Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:23Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:22Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:21Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:20Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:16Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:10Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:09Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:07Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:06Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:02Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:58Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:57Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:56Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:55Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:50Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:44Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:39Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:37Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:36Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:35Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:33Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:30Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:29Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:28Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:13Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:10Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:09Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:07Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:06Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:05Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:51Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:48Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:47Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:46Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:45Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:40Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:37Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:35Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:23Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:19Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:18Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:15Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:14Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:13Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:09Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:06Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:04Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:03Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:02Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:59Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:58Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:56Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:52Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:51Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:49Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:45Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:43Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:41Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:40Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:38Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:33Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:31Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:29Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:28Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:27Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:26Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:25Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:24Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:22Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:21Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:18Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:17Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:12Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:08Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:02Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:01Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:59Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:55Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:52Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:51Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:50Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:49Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:45Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:43Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:42Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:41Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:40Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:39Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:38Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:28Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:26Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:25Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:24Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:22Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:21Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:20Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:16Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:15Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:12Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:09Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:08Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:54Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:53Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:49Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:45Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:41Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:40Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:39Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:23Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:21Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:17Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:16Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:15Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:08Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:01Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:00Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:58Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:53Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:50Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:49Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:48Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:37Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:34Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:32Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:31Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:18Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:17Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:15Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:11Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:09Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:08Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:04Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:02Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:01Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:59Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:58Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:56Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:54Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:53Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:51Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:49Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:47Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:43Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:42Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:36Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:34Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:30Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:29Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:27Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:25Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:23Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:21Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:20Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:19Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:16Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:15Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:14Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:12Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:08Caption #884

Board [Post Message]

This is a salute to Chucky Heston and his many years of service to the NRA, or maybe it is quite the opposite. The photo of the purple bear has been in for 3 days so it gets bumped out, with the bush unsupporters replacing it.

The url http://www.mostemailed.com/ now works instead of mostemailed.xidus.net, the message board and new voting system seems to be working out fine.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Mort> YOU ARE LIVE ON NEW YORK TIMES
Just letting you know that the website was mentioned in the Circuits section of the New York times today.

Wave to your parents folks they might be watching...

(Hi Dad!)

<mypalmike> Congrats, Mort.
<Luminaire> Hello New York! Hi Mom and Dad and all the Luminaire siblings!

(p.s. I'm single!)

<Mort> Does this look like a dating service to you??

If you can manage to mention why someone should date you whilst being true to the images, then go for it Luminaire.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post