[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/30/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Charlton Heston, with well practiced stealth and skill, snuck up on the endangered cheetah. Breathing in slowly, he teased the trigger of his rifle and prepared to shoot the cheetah at point-blank range.

Peace and mercy flashed through Charlton's mind for the first time in years. The big cat was too rare and beautiful... the hunt too easy to be satisfying. The cheetah was simply no threat to him.

Charlton Heston slowly backed off and went to hunt down a far more numerous prey -- one which threated his gun loving way of life.

Damn un-American commie anti-republicans.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 268 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:41Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:39Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:37Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:34Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:33Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:28Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:26Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:19Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:17Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:15Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:11Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:10Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:09Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:08Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:06Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:05Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:04Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:01Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:00Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:59Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:56Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:55Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:52Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:50Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:49Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:47Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:46Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:43Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:42Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:38Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:33Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:31Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:29Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:28Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:27Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:24Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:21Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:20Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:19Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:12Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:10Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:07Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:06Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:04Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:03Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:02Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:01Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:00Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:59Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:58Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:57Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:56Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:54Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:53Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:52Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:51Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:50Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:49Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:48Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:47Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:46Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:45Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:42Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:40Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:37Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:36Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:35Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:34Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:33Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:32Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:31Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:30Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:29Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:28Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:27Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:26Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:25Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:24Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:22Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:18Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:17Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:14Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:13Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:12Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:11Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:10Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:06Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:05Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:03Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:01Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:00Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:59Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:58Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:57Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:55Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:54Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:53Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:52Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:51Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:50Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:49Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:47Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:46Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:45Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:44Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:43Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:41Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:40Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:39Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:38Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:37Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:36Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:35Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:34Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:33Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:32Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:31Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:30Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:29Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:28Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:27Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:25Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:24Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:23Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:21Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:19Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:18Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:16Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:14Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:11Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:09Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:08Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:07Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:06Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:05Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:04Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:03Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:02Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:00Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:58Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:57Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:56Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:55Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:51Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:44Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:43Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:42Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:41Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:40Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:38Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:36Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:33Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:32Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:31Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:30Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:29Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:27Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:25Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:24Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:23Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:21Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:17Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:14Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:09Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:08Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:07Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:06Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:05Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:03Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:02Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:01Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:59Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:58Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:57Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:55Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:54Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:52Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:50Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:49Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:48Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:45Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:44Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:40Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:38Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:36Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:33Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:32Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:30Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:27Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:26Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:23Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:22Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:21Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:20Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:18Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:17Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:16Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:15Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:14Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:12Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:11Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:09Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:08Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:07Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:06Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:05Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:03Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:37:02Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:59Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:58Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:56Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:55Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:53Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:50Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:36:49Caption #

Board [Post Message]

This is a salute to Chucky Heston and his many years of service to the NRA, or maybe it is quite the opposite. The photo of the purple bear has been in for 3 days so it gets bumped out, with the bush unsupporters replacing it.

The url http://www.mostemailed.com/ now works instead of mostemailed.xidus.net, the message board and new voting system seems to be working out fine.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Mort> YOU ARE LIVE ON NEW YORK TIMES
Just letting you know that the website was mentioned in the Circuits section of the New York times today.

Wave to your parents folks they might be watching...

(Hi Dad!)

<mypalmike> Congrats, Mort.
<Luminaire> Hello New York! Hi Mom and Dad and all the Luminaire siblings!

(p.s. I'm single!)

<Mort> Does this look like a dating service to you??

If you can manage to mention why someone should date you whilst being true to the images, then go for it Luminaire.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post