[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/30/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Charlton Heston, with well practiced stealth and skill, snuck up on the endangered cheetah. Breathing in slowly, he teased the trigger of his rifle and prepared to shoot the cheetah at point-blank range.

Peace and mercy flashed through Charlton's mind for the first time in years. The big cat was too rare and beautiful... the hunt too easy to be satisfying. The cheetah was simply no threat to him.

Charlton Heston slowly backed off and went to hunt down a far more numerous prey -- one which threated his gun loving way of life.

Damn un-American commie anti-republicans.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 135 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:21Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:20Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:17Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:13Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:10Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:06Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:04Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:03Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:56Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:54Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:53Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:52Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:49Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:47Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:45Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:44Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:43Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:41Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:40Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:39Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:38Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:37Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:35Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:34Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:33Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:32Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:31Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:30Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:27Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:25Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:21Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:17Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:16Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:12Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:11Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:10Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:08Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:02Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:00Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:59Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:58Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:57Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:56Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:54Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:53Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:52Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:51Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:45Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:43Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:40Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:39Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:34Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:30Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:27Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:25Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:23Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:22Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:21Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:20Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:19Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:16Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:09Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:05Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:04Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:02Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:58Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:56Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:55Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:53Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:51Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:50Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:48Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:39Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:37Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:36Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:35Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:30Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:26Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:22Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:17Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:16Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:11Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:09Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:06Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:04Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:02Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:57Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:55Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:54Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:53Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:52Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:37Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:29Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:25Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:15Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:14Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:13Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:12Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:08Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:05Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:04Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:57Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:54Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:53Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:52Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:50Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:48Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:44Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:43Caption #768

Board [Post Message]

This is a salute to Chucky Heston and his many years of service to the NRA, or maybe it is quite the opposite. The photo of the purple bear has been in for 3 days so it gets bumped out, with the bush unsupporters replacing it.

The url http://www.mostemailed.com/ now works instead of mostemailed.xidus.net, the message board and new voting system seems to be working out fine.

There are 4 messages for this day.
<Mort> YOU ARE LIVE ON NEW YORK TIMES
Just letting you know that the website was mentioned in the Circuits section of the New York times today.

Wave to your parents folks they might be watching...

(Hi Dad!)

<mypalmike> Congrats, Mort.
<Luminaire> Hello New York! Hi Mom and Dad and all the Luminaire siblings!

(p.s. I'm single!)

<Mort> Does this look like a dating service to you??

If you can manage to mention why someone should date you whilst being true to the images, then go for it Luminaire.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post