[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:47Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:44Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:41Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:37Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:36Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:35Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:33Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:31Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:30Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:29Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:27Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:25Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:21Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:16Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:15Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:11Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:09Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:06Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:05Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:03Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:02Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:00Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:57Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:55Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:53Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:52Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:50Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:49Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:48Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:46Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:45Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:42Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:41Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:37Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:35Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:34Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:33Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:30Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:29Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:24Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:22Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:21Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:20Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:17Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:15Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:13Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:12Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:10Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:09Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:08Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:07Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:05Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:01Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:57Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:56Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:53Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:51Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:49Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:47Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:46Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:45Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:43Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:41Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:38Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:37Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:35Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:33Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:29Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:25Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:24Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:23Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:22Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:21Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:20Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:17Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:16Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:13Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:11Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:10Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:09Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:07Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:05Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:04Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:03Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:02Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:01Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:57Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:53Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:52Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:49Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:45Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:41Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:39Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:37Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:35Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:33Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:29Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:25Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:24Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:21Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:17Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:13Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:12Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:10Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:09Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:07Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:07Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:05Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:58Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:57Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:55Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:50Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:49Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:48Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:45Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:42Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:37Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:29Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:27Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:26Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:25Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:24Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:23Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:21Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:13Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:09Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:07Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:05Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:58Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:57Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:53Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:50Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:49Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:48Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:47Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:45Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:44Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:39Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:37Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:33Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:30Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:29Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:26Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:25Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:22Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:17Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:13Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:09Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:07Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:05Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:01Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:59Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:57Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:52Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:51Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:47Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:45Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:43Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:41Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:40Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:37Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:34Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:33Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:26Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:25Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:21Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:19Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:42:17Caption #621

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post