[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 238 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:55Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:54Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:52Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:51Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:49Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:47Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:45Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:43Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:42Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:41Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:39Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:38Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:36Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:35Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:32Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:31Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:30Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:25Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:24Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:22Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:21Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:11Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:10Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:09Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:08Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:02Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:00Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:59Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:54Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:51Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:50Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:47Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:45Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:44Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:42Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:41Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:40Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:38Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:32Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:31Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:30Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:29Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:26Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:25Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:24Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:20Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:12Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:10Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:09Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:05Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:04Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:03Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:02Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:59Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:56Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:55Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:54Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:50Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:49Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:44Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:43Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:39Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:38Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:28Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:19Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:09Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:08Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:05Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:04Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:03Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:02Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:01Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:00Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:58Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:54Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:53Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:49Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:45Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:41Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:30Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:29Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:28Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:26Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:22Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:21Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:20Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:16Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:15Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:14Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:12Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:10Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:09Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:06Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:03Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:02Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:01Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:58Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:54Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:53Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:50Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:47Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:46Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:45Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:42Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:41Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:39Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:36Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:35Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:31Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:28Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:27Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:25Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:24Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:21Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:17Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:16Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:15Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:13Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:08Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:06Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:04Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:57Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:56Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:54Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:53Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:52Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:44Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:42Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:38Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:25Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:22Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:17Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:16Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:14Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:10Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:08Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:07Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:04Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:02Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:00Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:57Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:55Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:53Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:52Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:50Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:48Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:46Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:43Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:42Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:41Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:40Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:38Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:35Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:33Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:32Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:30Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:29Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:28Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:26Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:23Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:21Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:18Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:17Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:15Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:13Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:11Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #341

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post